If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.

~Abraham Lincoln~
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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

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How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her ears.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to go to the corner.

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Why did the blonde put water on her computer? To wash the Windows.

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant.

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A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, It got cold so I turned off the fan.

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How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

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How can you tell when a brunette is actually a blonde who dyes her hair? When she trips over the cordless phone.

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What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? I wonder if it's mine.

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A man walks by a blonde, who is holding a pig. The man asks, "Where did you get her?" The pig answers, "I won her at the fair."

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Three blondes girls were walking in the woods and came upon tracks. The first one said, "Look, it's deer tracks." The second one said, "No, it's wolf tracks" and before the third one could answer, they got hit by a train.

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What's a blondes idea of safe sex? Lock the car doors.

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What do you call a really smart blonde? A golden retriever.

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What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common? You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

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What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? "Oh look! Donut seeds!"

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.

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What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them.

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I got a compliment on my driving today said a blonde to her friend. There was a note left on my windshield it said “parking fine”.

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Good morning everyboomie.


It rained here again today. All day long. I managed to find a slow spot in the rain long enough to take Missy to the park, but we still got wet from a heavy mist.


Heavy mist....


Anyway it's water water everywhere, and I'm getting all antsy to check out the sod farm. It won't be long before it's all covered in grass again.


The creek will be too high and too muddy for a several days to even think about looking there.


I haven't been to the creek in so long I've forgotten how to get there.


First things first. It's Sunday and you know what that means right?


SOCCER!!!!!


Oops, I mean FOOTBALL!


Have a happy day everyone.


joe

Are your Cowboys, playing, Joe? I bet you are happy to see all that rain coming down! Can't wait to see what you find!

Have a happy day all! I work in the morning and then I'm free.

Ana

Yep Ana, the Cowboys play the Seahawks in Seattle.

Not holdin' my breath for a win though.

I still have last week's game recorded. I've already watched it about 3 times.

I'm hoping to at least find a few more points at the sod farm. The creek needs some pretty heavy water action to wash anything up.


Hope your Sunday is a good one.


joe

Have a great Sunday Joe, Ana and all who follow.

It's Saturday night, and I'm off to sleep. I have one more day off and then it's back to another full week.

Hope everyone has a great Sunday.

Good Morning Joe, Ana, venus and everyone. Joe hope you get to point hunt! Ana enjoy your day. Venus I'll bet the kitties love having you home an extra day! Coffee and tea are ready.
Have a great day everyone!

Soonday Sunday morning to you Joe Ana Venus Gerry and the rest of the gang when you get the chance to pop in.

Planning on a lazy day today...just music and gaming

Wishing everyone a Super Sunday

I'll have a cup of Scottish Tea to go Gerry

Good morning everyone, have a Wonderful Sunday. My computer died this morning. On my laptop, yuck. It is very very slow.

Hi all. Just thought I'd pop in and say hello. It's been awhile since I came through the door. I hope you all are having a good Sunday. I have to go to work in about an hour. Our weather is fallish today. It was in the 40"s this morning. That's so different than it's been. I hate to admit it but it is fall now. Not very happy about it. Oh well. See you all later.

Hugs,
Midgie

falcons lost to saints, and cowboys are playing now against the seahawks, watching football. cowboys lost. bears beat the cardinals.

Good night, everyone.

Nighty night...

Good morning Joe , Ana , Soot , Midge , Venus , Family , Connie and Kaki's Sister good luck with your football teams and happy gaming. cya.