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Happy Hump Day #1164134
09/25/18 09:01 PM
09/25/18 09:01 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
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Calera, Oklahoma
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

~Albert Einstein~
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Funny Limerick Poems



A fellow jumped off a high wall,
And had a most terrible fall.
He went back to bed,
With a bump on his head,
That's why you don't jump off a wall.

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Limericks I cannot compose,
With noxious smells in my nose.
But this one was easy,
I only felt queasy,
Because I was sniffing my toes.

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There once was a man from Peru,
Who had a lot of growing up to do.
He'd ring a doorbell,
then run like hell,
Until the owner shot him with a .22

````
There was an odd fellow named Gus,
When traveling he made such a fuss.
He was banned from the train,
Not allowed on a plane,
And now travels only by bus.

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There once was a farmer from Leeds,
Who swallowed a packet of seeds.
It soon came to pass,
He was covered with grass,
But has all the tomatoes he needs.

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A canner, exceedingly canny,
One morning remarked to his granny.
A canner can can,
Anything that he can,
But a canner can't can a can, can he?.

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There was a young woman named Bright,
Whose speed was much faster than light.
She set out one day,
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.

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There once was a man from Tibet,
Who couldn't find a cigarette.
So he smoked all his socks,
and got chicken-pocks,
and had to go to the vet.

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There once was a man named Brice,
Who had a nasty head full lice.
He said, If I eat them,
Then I'll have beat them!
And besides they taste very nice.

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There once was a child in Spain,
Who loved to play in the rain.
One day he tripped,
And broke his hip,
Now he is in serious pain.

````
My neighbor came over to say,
Although not in a neighborly way,
That he'd knock me around,
If I didn't stop the sound,
Of the classical music I play.

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There once was a man stuck in a stall,
He tried to get out but would fall.
One day a man flushed,
The fat man just blushed,
And quickly ran out of the mall.

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There was a young lady of Cork,
Whose Pa made a fortune in pork.
He bought for his daughter,
A tutor who taught her,
To balance green peas on her fork.

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I'd rather have Fingers than Toes,
I'd rather have Ears than a Nose.
And as for my Hair,
I'm glad it's all there,
I'll be awfully said, when it goes.

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A newspaper man named Fling,
Could make "copy" from any old thing.
But the copy he wrote,
Of a five dollar note,
Was so good he is now wears so much bling.

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A man and his lady-love, Min,
Skated out where the ice was quite thin.
Had a quarrel, no doubt,
For I hear they fell out,
What a blessing they didn't fall in!

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There was a young lady of Lynn,
Who was so excessively thin.
That when she assayed,
To drink lemonade,
She slipped through the straw and fell in.

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Good morning everyboomie. wave2


Hump Day? Already?? grin


When I got up this morning, every muscle in my legs screamed at me to lay back down. taz


I have literally never felt this much pain in my legs. I'm serious. shocked


I guess I need to add walking in thick mud in rubber boots to my workout routine. lol


A couple of hours of that every other day and I guarantee you'll get in shape quick. thumbsup


Now I want to go to the creek, and I'm wondering if my legs will carry me. blush


I guess I'll know the answer to that when I get up. yes


Have a happy day everyone. rah


joe

Last edited by gymcandy1; 09/25/18 09:02 PM.

There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1164143
09/25/18 10:28 PM
09/25/18 10:28 PM
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,379
Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
venus Offline
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Sorry you're having so much pain in your legs, Joe. frown Hope you feel better soon!

It's Tuesday night, and I'm off to sleep. I have a 5 am wake up for a reset tomorrow. crazy

Have a great Wednesday, everyone. summer


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1164147
09/25/18 11:02 PM
09/25/18 11:02 PM
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,270
In the Naughty Corner
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JOe, I know how that is from my Spartan Races. I've seen grown men cry from cramps from it. Arnica Gel is my go to for it. It works well for me.

Have a happy day all! A not too busy day for me, lots of clients off this week.

Ana wave


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1164158
09/26/18 05:33 AM
09/26/18 05:33 AM
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Posts: 25,109
Marlborough USA
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Good Morning Joe, venus, Ana and everyone. Joe hope your legs are feeling better today. Venus you'll be up with me this morning. Ana nice to hear you have a not to busy day today. We had lots of rain yesterday over 8 inches in some places and lots of flooding everywhere. More rain expected this evening too. Hopefully we will not lose power. Coffee and tea are ready.
wave Enjoy your day everyone! wave


Gerry
Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1164166
09/26/18 07:37 AM
09/26/18 07:37 AM
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Posts: 16,020
winter springs fl.
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Good morning everyone, have a Great TGIF. Still on my lap top, waiting for parts. Queen of Hearts at the Eagles tonight. Danish, Eggs, Grits, witch blackkitty Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, and French Toast in the NC.


Connie
Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1164206
09/26/18 11:38 AM
09/26/18 11:38 AM
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Posts: 48,905
Alabama
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Alabama
Wonderful Wednesday ya'll puppy

We have a cooling trend going...only supposed to be in mid 80's today. Son not feeling well, hubby at work, dogs all sleeping on various pieces of furniture. Have a great day all wavegirl


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1164251
09/26/18 08:27 PM
09/26/18 08:27 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 37,661
Alabama
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Alabama
Rain Rain more Rain today

Now it's time to call it a day

Have a wonderful evening everyone
laugh

heartsL4L


Dan
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To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1164262
09/26/18 10:57 PM
09/26/18 10:57 PM
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,379
Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
venus Offline
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Good night, everyone. sleep


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1164267
09/26/18 11:21 PM
09/26/18 11:21 PM
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,270
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Nighty night...


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1164273
09/27/18 04:46 AM
09/27/18 04:46 AM
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Posts: 1,169
RURAL - SEYMOUR VICTORIA, MELB...
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Hello Joe sherlock hope you legs get better soon... wave2

Ana praise enjoy the quieter time while you can.. dance

Kakis Sister kitty and Connie dragon happy breakfast time for you both. chocobunny


Looney lab sending wishes for your son dragon to get better..

Soot idea try and keep dry..

Venus catrub goodnight and sleep well. sleep


Bye everyone and Take care.. penguin

Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1164350
09/27/18 10:52 PM
09/27/18 10:52 PM
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Posts: 48,905
Alabama
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Night all, sweet dreams


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
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