Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results.
~Willie Nelson~
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I eat my peas with honey.
I've done it all my life.
It makes the peas taste funny.
But it keeps them on the knife!
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She fell into the bath tub.
she fell into the sink.
she fell into the rasberry jam.
and came out pink!
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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty.
What happened to you!
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There was a young lady of Kent.
Whose nose was most awfully bent.
She followed her nose,
One day, I suppose,
And no one knows which way she went.
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If I were a furry bear.
And had a furry tummy.
I'd climb into a honey jar
And make my tummy yummy!
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What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner.
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What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A clock.
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What tastes better than it smells?
A Tongue.
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What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A Mushroom.
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During what month do people sleep the least?
February, it's the shortest month.
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A Carrot.
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What goes up and never comes down?
Your Age.
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What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short.
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Two children are born on the same day from the same mother but they are not twins. How is that possible?
They are triplets!
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Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
Johnny of course.
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Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Mt. Everest; it just wasn't discovered yet.
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How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
There is no dirt in the hole.
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What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
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What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel.
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Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly
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You can't keep this until you have given it.
A promise.
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What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?
Fire.
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What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty?
Your Shadow.
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What animal turns about 200 times around its axis after it dies?
A roast chicken.
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How many months in the year have 28 days?
All of them.
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A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair doesn't get wet. How does he do that?
He is bald.
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What part of the Turkey has the most feathers?
The Outside.
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Six fish are in the pond if three die how many are in the pond?
Three.
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What goes up and down but never moves?
The stairs.
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Ten ladies tried to fit under a small umbrella, none of them got wet. How did they do it?
It wasn't raining!
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Good morning everyboomie.
I'm running way late tonight. I had to spend a couple of hours at the phone store getting a new phone set up.
It's been a very long day. I was at the sod farm at 8:30, and got back home at 2:30. I found 6 good points, and 20 broken points.
Some places around here got as much as 15" of rain. I'm not even sure how much we got, but all the creeks and rivers are over flowing.
I've gotta get something to eat. Haven't eaten much all day.
Have a happy day everyone.
joe
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enjoyed them as always, great too hear you've got a easier day Ana 
and Venus 
good luck on your crazy week. 
A Happy Day wished for everyone! 
enjoy your day too. 
on finding the points Joe...most excellent!