It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
~Dan Quayle~
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Grab a glass of water and make sure you give yourself a few attempts at our best english tongue twisters! Some of the tongue twisters on this page are the hardest to say and force you to make mistakes, good luck!
For an additional challenge, try repeating some of the short ones multiple times in a row. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
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How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
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Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas.
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Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
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The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.
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Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
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Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks.
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Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins.
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Clean clams crammed in clean cans.
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Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
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I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
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Stupid superstition!
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There was a fisherman named Fisher
who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.
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To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
A dull, dark dock, a life-long lock,
A short, sharp shock, a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a pestilential prison,
And awaiting the sensation
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
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Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, 'tis the peanut-butter picky people pick.
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If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?
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Luke Luck likes lakes.
Luke's duck likes lakes.
Luke Luck licks lakes.
Luck's duck licks lakes.
Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.
Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.
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There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.
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Santa's Short Suit Shrunk
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I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream!
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Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses
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One-one was a race horse.
Two-two was one too.
One-one won one race.
Two-two won one too.
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Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards
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Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.
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Pirates Private Property
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When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write.
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A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!
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Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April.
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Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock.
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Good morning everyboomie.
It's FRIDAY!!!! All day long.
We're starting to have awesome days here with highs in the lower 80s.
Thursday was great. I got out to the sod farm at about 8:45, and scratched around in the dirt until 1:30.
I found two points and some scrapers. One of which was a perfect pear shape.
I may be going back out there Friday. Not sure yet. I have Beau here for a couple of days, and I'm sure he would enjoy the trip.
Gotta see how my legs feel in the morning.
Have a happy day everyone.
No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.joe
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