And now for something completely different...
A topic with virtually no substance, but an ever increasing amount of mass

. Physicists are dumbfounded and several small sea side communities have been evacuated due to the impending flood of nonsensical banter.
Scientist speculate that the increasing amount of bandwidth and volume could cause the topic to convert into a Quantum Singularity or potentially collapse into itself, eventually expanding and creating an entirely new universe.
Nail down the furniture and pets and hang on to something!!!!!!!!!!!!!
