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Tuesday Joe's #1165362
10/08/18 07:06 PM
10/08/18 07:06 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
Joe's Diner Proprietor
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Sonic Boomer

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Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

~George Burns~
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A guy spends the night drinking in a bar.

When he finally leaves at 4:30, he immediately falls over. He crawls for a while, then tries to get back up, falls, crawls, gets back up.

On an on he goes on doing this until he finally gets home. There he falls in his bed and promptly starts snoring.

In the morning, his wife sighs, 'you’ve been drinking again, Joe, haven't you?'

‘How on Earth could you guess that, darling?'

'You went and left the wheelchair at the bar again!!!'

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You stole my Microsoft Office and for that you’re going to pay.
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You have my Word!

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Web site log in: Sorry, your password 257EeffQ@# is not secure enough.

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Cash machine login 1234: Here’s your 1000 dollars. When I greeted my boss in the morning, he told me to have a good day.

Who am I to argue? So I thanked him and went back home.

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I’m already doing 60 in a 30 mph zone and still that guy is sticking to me. And now he’s blinding me with these fancy blinking blue lights. The world is full of psychos! Wow you look great! Did you lose weight?”
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“Hey – did you just call me ugly and fat in retrospect?!”

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Not every badly unkempt guy is homeless. It could well be that he lives with 3 females and only 1 bathroom.

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A German, an American and a Russian walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them suspiciously and says, “Is this some kind of a joke?”

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Waiter? I’m sorry, but I cannot eat all this. Would you be so kind and pack it for me? To take away?
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But sir, this is a buffet.
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Pack it up I said!“

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I wish I could go to the Maldives again.”

“Wow, you’ve been to the Maldives?”

“No, but I wished it before.”

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I broke my personal record for a 100 meter dash: I’m on 64 meters.

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I saw a poster today, somebody was asking “Have you seen my cat?” So I called the number and said that I haven't. - I like to help where I can.

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I just like to sleep naked. The air-hostess could have been a bit more understanding.

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Good morning everyboomie. wave


I'm in a rush to get this posted. We are supposed to get another 1 to 3 inches of rain tomorrow, but the storms are already moving up from the south. happydance


We lost power last night right in the middle of the 3rd quarter of the game. Just ae well. mad


I have to get up and drive to Texas in the rain in the morning for my checkup. I feel great so everything should be A-ok. thumbsup


Beau is here to keep Missy company while I'm gone. puppy


I hope you all have a happy day. rah


joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Tuesday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1165363
10/08/18 07:59 PM
10/08/18 07:59 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 37,661
Alabama
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Alabama
Drive safe Joe...and grab a small handful of Texas Dirt while you're in the state...and then prior to the next Dallas game you can rub some of it in the palms of your hands as Maximus Decimus Meridius did before he got down to business and then the Cowboys will have their vengeance in their games all the way to the Super Bowl! What do you think?
think

I'm slowly getting my clock reset which is good; it's amazing how much tension I've lost in my springs over the years. lol

I'll have a cup of coffee to go Gerry please

Have a great day everyone

L4L hearts

wave2


Dan
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To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
Re: Tuesday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1165367
10/08/18 09:03 PM
10/08/18 09:03 PM
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,268
In the Naughty Corner
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In the Naughty Corner
Joe, safe travels and good vibes for the visit! It's great Missy has company over!

soot, glad you are getting your internal clock reset. Back to work tomorrow?

Nugget had to go in for xrays last night. Seems to be a recurring event for her. lol She ate a rawhide from my daughters house and was up all night throwing up. Took her to the dog park when I got off work because she was fine and then I see she has blood all over her hind end fur. eek She's ok, I guess she eliminated it all but it left her intestines inflamed. We just went through this a month ago when she found a ball and ate half. She's running up a huge vet bill! rotfl

Have a happy day all!


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Tuesday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1165378
10/08/18 11:04 PM
10/08/18 11:04 PM
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,379
Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Hope your drive goes well, Joe!

Glad your internal clock is getting reset, soot. thumbsup

Sounds like Nugget really needs to watch what she eats, Ana. lol Sorry she had to go through that, but glad she's feeling better!

It's Monday night, and I'm off to sleep. It's going to be another 5 am wake up for another reset tomorrow. crazy

Have a great Tuesday, everyone. summer


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Tuesday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1165379
10/08/18 11:12 PM
10/08/18 11:12 PM
Joined: Jun 2010
Posts: 7,402
marietta,georgia
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marietta,georgia
when i went to kroger to buy the veggies and cornbread mix, beef stew mix, they gave me a kroger card to fill out, how will i do that.

Re: Tuesday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1165394
10/09/18 04:47 AM
10/09/18 04:47 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,109
Marlborough USA
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Sonic Boomer
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Sonic Boomer

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Posts: 25,109
Marlborough USA
Good Morning Joe, Ana, soot, venus, family and everyone. Joe good luck at your check up. Soot it can be tough to get that "internal clock" back on track! Ana I will tell my sister to get that lottery ticket!! Probably better chance to win then getting hit by lightening! Venus you must be getting tired up so early! Family follow the instructions and after you fill it in go to the Service desk and they will process it for you.

Coffee, tea, and hot chocolate are ready. Have a great day everyone! wave


Gerry
Re: Tuesday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1165402
10/09/18 06:51 AM
10/09/18 06:51 AM
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Posts: 16,020
winter springs fl.
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Posts: 16,020
winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone, have a Super Tuesday. Dinner, Dancing, and Karaoke at 8-8 Panda tonight. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, and French Toast in the NC. witch blackkitty


Connie
Re: Tuesday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1165439
10/09/18 01:52 PM
10/09/18 01:52 PM
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Posts: 7,402
marietta,georgia
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thank you very much.

Re: Tuesday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1165484
10/10/18 12:16 AM
10/10/18 12:16 AM
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,379
Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
venus Offline
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Posts: 8,379
Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Good night, everyone. sleep


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
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