The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson~
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My neighbors are listening to great music. Whether they like it or not.
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It is important to make breaks between individual exercises. I personally stick to breaks of about 3-4 years.
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Sometimes I drink water - just to surprise my liver.
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Hearing voices in your head is normal. Listening to them is quite common. Arguing with them – acceptable. It is only when you lose that argument that you get in real trouble.
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Of course I have a talent. I'm really good in bed. Sometimes I sleep more than 9 hours in one go.
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"If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to the height of your ego and jump down to your IQ level."
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According to my mirror I am pregnant. The father is Nutella.
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... and out of the chaos, a sentence came to me:
"Laugh and be happy, it could be worse!"
... and so I laughed and was happy and it really became worse.
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If you had to decide between a diet and a piece of chocolate, would you prefer dark, white or milk chocolate?
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Organized people are simply too lazy to search for stuff.
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A jellyfish has existed as a species for 500 million years, surviving just fine without a brain. That should give hope to quite a few people.
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My relationship is like an iPad. I don't have an iPad.
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I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. I am perfect.
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If I can still lie on the ground without having to hold myself, I'm not drunk.
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Do people talk about you behind your back? Simply {[blip]}.
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They say every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by 2 minutes. I did the math. Seems I died in 1543.
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As long as cocoa beans grow on trees, chocolate is fruit to me.
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There are people who are a living proof that total brain failure does not always lead to physical death.
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Finally, the spring is here! I'm so thrilled I wet my plants.
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If you’re having a bad day, remember some adults wear braces.
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Good morning everyboomie.
Well like the little gopher in Caddie Shack, I'm alright. Don't nobody worry bout me.
I had an advantage though. I don't have Bill Murray after me.
It rained here all day. I did managed to get a walk in for the dogs though.
Not sure if I'll go head hunting Wednesday. It's pretty muddy out there.
I'll most likely wait till Thursday.
I am looking forward to a cool sunny day tomorrow though.
Have a happy day everyone.
joe
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try and stay dry and good luck with hunting when you decide too do.
enjoy your coffee.
I hope work goes smoothly for you.
have a beautiful breaky and great day. 
happy shopping at Walmart with friend sounds like fun. 
