“As a family we couldn’t decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live.”
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~Gary Delaney~
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Great Shower Thoughts Part 4 Being an actual wealthy Nigerian with legitimate overseas interests must suck.
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There should seriously be a button on every TV that would make the remote peep.
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If I would call my cat “Meow”, I can boast to my friends that it can introduce itself.
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It would be good if toothpaste producers would make the tubes transparent; squeezing out the remaining toothpaste would be much more efficient.
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When you rob a bank, you can stop worrying about rent/food bills for several years – regardless of whether you get caught or not.
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Chances are, good looking nurses and doctors never get accurate blood pressure level readings from their patients of the opposite gender.
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A spider builds its home from its body products. If a human wanted to achieve the same, they’d literally have to sh** bricks.
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It’s actually awesome how my body can take a hamburger and fries and turn it into more of my body.
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In a hospital, you can find people experiencing the worst, the happiest, the first or the last day of their lives.
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The next generation kids will be able to look up their parents on the internet and see their whole lives documented, no excuses.
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Tissues in a box should have different colors so you’d be warned that you’re approaching the last tissue.
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You know how you pull the smartphone out of your pocket to check the time? We’re really going back to the era of pocket watches.
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Good morning everyboomie.
Rain rain rain, here and on the plains of Spain. I can't complain I guess. I always pray for rain, and I'm getting it now.
Anyway the good lord will be annoyed, cause now that it's rained I have to pray for sunshine.
Unfortunately we have nothing but more rain coming. 50%/100%/90% for the next 3 days. We may have a little sunshine tomorrow though.
The sod farm will be nothing but mud though. I'll bet we got 3 or 4 inches of rain today. Maybe more.
I managed to find a dry spell after 4:00 to take Missy out for a walk.
My life is ruled by weather.
Tomorrow is football day anyway.
Have a great day everyone.
rah rah
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Then we went to Spirit Halloween. 
Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Biscuits and Gravy, Sausage, Bacon, and French Toast in the NC. 
Thanks Gerry I'll have one in the NC with some of Connie's eggs, grits and hash browns and then I'll stop on the way out and get one to go... 
L4L
way to go Cowboys!!!! 
