Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
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Anonymous
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Deep Shower Thoughts | Part 7In the final analysis, nobody alive is completely useless because they’re producing carbon dioxide that plants need to grow.
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Break a pencil and you’ll have two pencils. Break a pen and you’ll have zero pens.
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Could be that Earth is a gigantic man-eating creature that somehow managed to convince us that burying our dead in the ground is the thing to do.
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Maybe little girls are given teddy bears to be conditioned to like their hairy, short and fat partners when they grow up.
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If you put one lasagna on top of another one, you still have just one lasagna.
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Will some future archaeologist dig out the Disney World and assume it’s a temple of some bizarre mouse worshipping cult?
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Putting zombies on treadmills would provide a wonderful source of green, sustainable energy.
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I myself have never been to India, China or Bangladesh. But roughly 70 percent of all my belongings have.
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It is impossible to dig half of a hole.
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If you were born butt first, there was a brief moment when you wore your mom as a hat.
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When a doctor takes a sickie, does he have to bring in a doctor's note to their boss?
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When we go jogging, we dress in a specific way to stop people from thinking we are just running away from or trying to catch something.
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Sleeping is everybody’s biggest addiction.
Not breathing?
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We say "ladies and gentlemen" starting with ladies first – whereas the phrase "boys and girls" starts with boys
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How many miles did I already scrolle with my finger on the mouse wheel?
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Why can’t you unselect a floor in a lift after you've pushed the button?
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A bed is basically a shelf for the body.
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If you have drug addicts for neighbors, every mosquito could be a dirty needle.
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Good morning everyboomie.
Another cold gloomy day here. No rain though.
I had to put on my big boy pants this morning to go parking with Missy.
We got up to 54 by this evening, so I walked around the block in my shorts ok.
Walking around the park was very productive for me. I found 4 bucks that some poor unfortunate soul lost. I guess they're even more poor now.
I'm paying my mortgage off tomorrow with it.
An old friend called me today about going head hunting this weekend close bye. He has a spot to hunt on his sister's place.
Have an awesome Wednesday everyone.
joe
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This means I have to be up at 4:30 am, as I have to travel to a store that is quite far for me, which is not something I'd planned on. 
Have I mentioned that I'll be very happy once these resets are finally over? 
what a day
and now it's time for bed