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Jokes. Oct. 17 #1166290
10/17/18 03:25 AM
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-1. What did one toilet say to another?
You look f-----d.

-2. Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
Because people are d---- to get in.

-3. Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was f-----.

-4. What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?
F-------e.

-5. Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Because his mom and dad were in a ---.

-6. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was out-standing in his -----.

-7. What did one hat say to another?
I'll stay here, you go on - ----.

8. What did one wall say another"
I'll meet you at the ------.

-9. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn't want to wake the s------- p---s.

-10. What did one elevator say to another?
I think I'm c----- d--- with something.

lol

Last edited by curly; 10/17/18 03:13 PM.

If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Jokes. Oct. 17 [Re: curly] #1166291
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Re: Jokes. Oct. 17 [Re: curly] #1166292
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Good one, bonjour.


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Re: Jokes. Oct. 17 [Re: curly] #1166294
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waveHave a Great day curly! wave


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Re: Jokes. Oct. 17 [Re: curly] #1166297
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Thanks Gerry.


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Re: Jokes. Oct. 17 [Re: curly] #1166299
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Re: Jokes. Oct. 17 [Re: curly] #1166300
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Merci michele.


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Re: Jokes. Oct. 17 [Re: curly] #1166302
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Re: Jokes. Oct. 17 [Re: curly] #1166304
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Thanks Joan.


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Re: Jokes. Oct. 17 [Re: curly] #1166305
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Re: Jokes. Oct. 17 [Re: curly] #1166306
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Re: Jokes. Oct. 17 [Re: curly] #1166310
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Re: Jokes. Oct. 17 [Re: Lex] #1166318
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Re: Jokes. Oct. 17 [Re: curly] #1166319
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Re: Jokes. Oct. 17 [Re: curly] #1166334
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Thanks.


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Re: Jokes. Oct. 17 [Re: curly] #1166339
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Re: Jokes. Oct. 17 [Re: curly] #1166344
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Thanks.


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