“I’m always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park.”
~Gary Delaney~
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Funny Redneck Jokes | Part 2 *
When you say “Look, a dead bird” to a redneck, chances are he will look up.
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Q: How to tell you’re at a redneck wedding?
A: Nobody knows which side of the church they should sit in.
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How can you tell that a fax was sent by a hick?
The stamp gives it away.
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How can you break a redneck’s nose without getting into a fight?
Put a 50 dollar bill under a glass table.
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Q: How can you be sure a toothbrush was invented by a redneck?
A: Anyone else would have named it a teethbrush.
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Why is it ok to post redneck jokes?
Because they can’t read them, anyway.
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What do rednecks like to do in their free time?
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Pulling ‘yo mama’ jokes on their own brothers and sisters.
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Rednecks are so poor that if you visit them in the winter and [[blip]]secretly at their place, they will ask if someone turned on the heating.
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How to keep a redneck entertained?
Give him a piece of paper and write on both sides: “Please turn over.”
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Why don’t rednecks get a coffee break at work?
Because the retraining when they come back would take too long.
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Good morning everyboomie.
Let's see, if yesterday was Monday then this must be the day after that.
I'm kinda tired. I walked around the sod farm for 4 1/2 hours, and then came home and mowed the lawn, then ran the trimmer around it.
I was supposed to workout after that, but I'm not wanting to.
My feet hurt.
I did find 3 arrowheads for my sore feet, so I'm a happy puppy.
We have more rain coming Wednesday. 50% chance anyway.
Have a happy day everyone.
joe
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great laughts - Enjoy Tuesday and rest your feet-soak them and happy gaming.. 
