“I’m planning to adopt a dog soon, it wasn’t my first choice but my doctor told me I can’t have any biologically.”
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~Bill Murray~
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What would you call the child of a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
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Why did the donut visit the dentist?
To get a new filling.
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How did the bunny rob a snowman?
He took out his hair dryer and said: Give me that carrot!
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Why did the bee marry?
He’s finally found his honey.
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“Name me five different animals, Johnny.”
“The dog, the dog’s brother, the dog’s sister, the dog’s cousin and the dog’s aunt.”
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Why does it suck to be a penguin?
Because even when you get angry, you still look cute.
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It is evening. Little Johnny and his friend are sitting by a camp fire.
They’ve been plagued by swarms of mosquitoes already for an hour and the assault only worsens when the darkness sets in.
Suddenly, fireflies appear. Little Johnny swears: “Darn mosquitoes! Now they’ve got lanterns to find us with!“
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What is black – white – black – white – black – white?
A penguin rolling down a mountain!
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What would you get if you crossed a vampire with a dwarf?
A creature that sucks blood from your knees.
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“Sir, you cannot fish here!”
“I’m not fishing sir, I’m teaching my pet worm to swim.”
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Daddy, why is the sky so high?
So the birds wouldn’t hit their heads all the time, darling.
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Why do dolphins swim in salt water?
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Because pepper water would make them sneeze.
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A little boy visits his farmer grandpa and watches him milk the cows.
The next day one of the cows runs away and grandpa is really upset about it.
“Don’t worry, Grandpa,” says the boy helpfully, “she can’t have gone very far with an empty tank.”
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What did the stamp say to the envelope?
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You stick with me and I will take you places
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Why did the shark keep swimming in circles?
It had a nosebleed.
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What happens when a cop gets into bed?
He becomes an undercover cop.
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“Your waffle iron isn’t working, dear!”
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“Please just stay away from my laptop grandma!!!”
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Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?
He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.
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Daughter asks her mother, “Mum, how long have you been married to dad?”
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“Ten years.”
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“Oh, and how many do you still have left?”
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Good morning everyboomie!
It's FRIDAY!!!!
The only thing cuter than those jokes is you guys giggling as you read then Awwwwww!
We had a near perfect day here. A bit too cold in the morning, but nice shorts weather in the afternoon.
It was so nice after we got back from Sam's and I walked Missy, I went and washed my truck and came home and finished cleaning it.
Friday is going to be even nicer than Thurs.
I may go to the creek. Not sure yet.
Whatever your day brings, I hope it's a great one.
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Not to mention driving on ice and trying to stay on time! Hope you can go to the creek! 
Ana...the weekend is just around the corner. Happy to hear you survived the ice and mini blizzard today 
Good Laugh's 
- Hopefully you'll be able to get too the creek.. hope you have a relaxing evening and fit in some gaming.. 
hope your evening is enjoyable & restful to take care.. 
Hope you get some nicer weather tomorrow!
. Stupid snow throwing a wrench in my plans. 
Wishing everyone a warm and happy day! 
thank you very much - I hope you have a lovely day to and stay warm. 
sleep well and tomorrow I hope you rug up, stay warm and it goes good for you take care. 
sounds like a great meal and afternoon cya. 
I decided we are eating on Wednesday this year so I don't have to deal with ex-DIL's changeable time table on Thursday. That means I have to get a move on and get into my Thanksgiving cooking mindset. 
- Hope the day goes smoothly for you and you all have a yummy meal 
- just make sure any change that it's all done on paper legally.. have a wonderful day.
