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Surf and Turf Saturdiner #1169353
11/16/18 08:23 PM
11/16/18 08:23 PM
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Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
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Calera, Oklahoma
We’ve all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
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Robert Wilensky
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Cute Jokes Part 2


Best first:

Two fish are swimming about in a tank. One turns to another and wonders, “How exactly do you drive this thing?”

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One day, fridges will take their revenge. They will burst into your bedroom in the middle of the night, switch the light on, stare at you for a few minutes and then leave.

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Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Her pupils got out of control.

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Why did the bee have sticky hair?

Because he was using a honey-comb.

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How to make an egg giggle?

Tell it a yolk.

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What to call a bear who’s lost all its teeth? – A gummy bear!

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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.

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What did mama broom say to baby broom?

Time to go to sweep, baby.

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What gives us milk and has one horn?

A milk truck.

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?

Iva.
Iva who?

Iva craving for cookies. Get to baking!

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When can you be sure a snail is lying to you?

When he says he’s not home.

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Q: Which flower is the most talkative?

A: Tulips, of course, they can’t keep those lips shut!

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Q: Why couldn't the pony sing his baby a lullaby?

A: She was a little hoarse.

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Q: What did the tall chimney say to the small chimney?

A: "Hey, you’re way too young to smoke."

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Two friends are talking, one says: “Man, I fell off a thirty-foot long ladder yesterday.”

“Oh no, dude, are you alright?!” inquires the other one, shocked.

“Yeah, I’m OK, I was only on the second rung.”

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How does a monkey ring the doorbell?
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King Kong! King Kong!

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How do you measure a snake?

In inches.

Snakes don’t have feet.

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Good morning everyboomie. yay


It's SATURDAY!!!! penguin


I think........therefore I said it. wink


It's going to be another sunny mid 60s day here. dance


Friday was fantastic. I took Missy to the park in the morning, and then I left to go to the creek at about 11:30. hamster


It was great weather, but it was punishing to walk the creek. Still a lot of heavy brush, and thorny vines, AND I forgot it's deer season and people were shooting guns around there, AND I didn't find anything. taz


Ah well, some other day. razz


I imagine I'll be doing home chores Saturday. yes


Have a happy day everyone.


joe

Last edited by gymcandy1; 11/16/18 08:26 PM.

There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Surf and Turf Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1169363
11/16/18 11:43 PM
11/16/18 11:43 PM
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Posts: 37,658
Alabama
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Alabama
Chores, projects, sleeping in for you and me both Joe!! happydance

woot Saturday

Can I please get a tall cup of coffee Gerry...thanks!

Have a great day Ana Venus Connie Gerry TaintedFury L4L SortaB and the rest of the Diner Gang when you're up and at 'em!!

wave2


Dan
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To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
Re: Surf and Turf Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1169366
11/17/18 12:32 AM
11/17/18 12:32 AM
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Posts: 8,379
Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Glad you had such a fantastic Friday, Joe. woot Hope your chores go well tomorrow.

Hope your chores and projects go well also, soot, and enjoy sleeping in. thumbsup

It's Friday night here, and I'll be going to sleep soon. I'm off tomorrow. Time to play some games. pumpkin

Have a great Saturday, everyone. fall


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Surf and Turf Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1169369
11/17/18 12:37 AM
11/17/18 12:37 AM
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,267
In the Naughty Corner
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In the Naughty Corner
First thing on the agenda is sleep in. I have lots to get caught up on but it will wait until I get some sleep!

Have a great day all!


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Surf and Turf Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1169383
11/17/18 05:39 AM
11/17/18 05:39 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,108
Marlborough USA
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Sonic Boomer
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Marlborough USA
Good Morning Joe, soot, venus, Ana and everyone. Joe at least you got out in the fresh air! fall Soot your coffee awaits! smile Venus enjoy your gaming! yes Ana hope you get to sleep in late! sleep Coffee and tea are ready.
wavegirl Wishing everyone a relaxing Saturday! wavegirl


Gerry
Re: Surf and Turf Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1169390
11/17/18 08:49 AM
11/17/18 08:49 AM
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Posts: 16,019
winter springs fl.
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winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone, have a Wonderful Saturday. Shopping today, then working the dinner at the Eagles tonight. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, and Oatmeal in the NC. fall turkey


Connie
Re: Surf and Turf Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1169415
11/17/18 01:43 PM
11/17/18 01:43 PM
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Alabama
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Sonic Boomer
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Alabama
Super Saturday ya'll puppy

Today is the beginning of the cook-a-thon. Bread is on it's first rise. I'll make cornbread and biscuits for the dressing while it's rising. Then I'll make the pumpkin cake layers. Those will all go into the freezer until I'm ready for them on Tuesday. I'll make a new shopping list for Soot, and get my what's being cooked when schedule organized. Then I'll collapse. That's my day!

It's beautiful here. Must go change into shorts. Hope you all have a wonderful day! wavegirl


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Surf and Turf Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1169432
11/17/18 04:30 PM
11/17/18 04:30 PM
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marietta,georgia
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marietta,georgia
watching college football.

Re: Surf and Turf Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1169452
11/17/18 06:52 PM
11/17/18 06:52 PM
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Alabama
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Ahhh, sandwich bread made and cooling....cornbread and biscuits made for the dressing....kitchen cleaned up...Now sitting and sipping on my tea. wave


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
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