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Monday Joe's #1169562
11/18/18 08:33 PM
11/18/18 08:33 PM
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Do you think you’re safe in a car with your seat belts on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she’s pregnant.
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A man got hit hard in the head with a can of 7Up. He’s alright though, it was a soft drink.

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Police officer talks to a driver: Your tail light is broken, your tires must be exchanged and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars.
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Driver: Alright, go ahead. They want twice that much at the garage.

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Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.

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Q. Why do the French like to eat snails so much?
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A. They can’t stand fast food.

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A guest calls the waiter and complains, “How come there are no chairs at our table?!”
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The waiter shrugs, “I’m sorry but you only booked one table…”

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Optimist: The glass is half full.

Pessimist: The glass is half empty.

Mother: Why didn’t you use a coaster!

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I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad. The fly didn’t stand a chance.

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I’ve been really depressed lately. A friend told me I should go to the petting zoo perhaps, to cheer up.
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I went today, but not one person would pet me.

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I forgot my cell phone when I went to the toilet yesterday. We have 245 tiles.

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How many gorillas can fit into a car?

Eight.

How many chickens can fit into the car?

None, the car is full of gorillas.

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She: I have a doctor’s appointment today but I really don’t want to go…
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He: Just call in sick then.

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A girl asks a boy: "Peter, how much do you love me?"

The boy looks her in the eyes, "Look up at the stars, that's how much I love you."

The girl is confused, “But it’s morning, there are no stars?”

Boy nods, "Exactly!"

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A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.

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A boy breaks an old vase at a rich uncle‘s house. The uncle gets extremely angry and yells: “Do you even know how old the vase was? It was from the 17th century!” The boy sighed in relief: “Oh boy, at least it wasn't a new one.”

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I’ve always thought my neighbors were quite nice people. But then they put a password on their Wi-Fi.

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Good morning everyboomie. turkey


oops I was a little confused yesterday. Thanksgiving is not quite a week away.


I think I was thinking it was on Sunday. slapforehead


That's what I get for independent thinking. blush


I started Sunday out at the lost and found department. We lost 20 degrees from Saturdays temperatures. shiver


Had a great Sunday on the couch with my blanket though, and yes Family, I'm a happy guy. bravo


The Cowboys won, the Texans won, The Redskins lost, and the Eagles lost. dance


It was almost a perfect football day, except for the Giants winning. blech


All in all I can't complain. wink


I hope you all have a blessed and happy Monday. thumbsup


joe


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Re: Monday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1169566
11/18/18 09:22 PM
11/18/18 09:22 PM
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joe i am glad your team won, even thought my lost, watching my husband play bridge.

Re: Monday Joe's [Re: family] #1169574
11/18/18 09:41 PM
11/18/18 09:41 PM
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I'm sorry your team lost Family. smile


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Re: Monday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1169575
11/18/18 09:56 PM
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joy Hey Ho Joe .. so glad your Cowboys and Texans won ... who would you root for if they were in the Super Bowl think

Hi ya Family...sorry to hear your team lost...hope they do better next week yes

Good morning Ana Venus TaintedFury Gerry Connie L4L SortaB and the rest of the gang if you pop in laugh

It's back to work for me ... but a really short week as it's thanksgiving.

How about your week Ana and Venus...short or normal?

How about a tall dark roast Gerry...thank you!

L4L hearts

wave2


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Re: Monday Joe's [Re: soot] #1169580
11/18/18 10:04 PM
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Soot that would be my dream Super Bowl of course. I would have to root for the Boys in that case. yes

I'm pretty sure that's not gonna happen this year though. razz


Are you off both Thursday and Friday? happydance


joe wave


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Re: Monday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1169582
11/18/18 10:07 PM
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Yes I am happydance

and...

I'm taking Wednesday off too joy

You watching the game tonight? think

Dano


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To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
Re: Monday Joe's [Re: soot] #1169583
11/18/18 10:18 PM
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I'm flipping back and forth between the game and Dr Who Soot. grin

Great game. bravo


joe


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Re: Monday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1169585
11/18/18 10:29 PM
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Joe, if not for the dogs wanting their usual hike, I would have been perfectly content to spend the entire day getting caught up indoors. I had a very productive Sunday!

family, is hubby winning his bridge game?

soot, will daughter or other son be joining you all for Thanksgiving? Glad you have a short week! I have a light week, but I do work on Thanksgiving. Our dinner will be Friday. It's not the day, it's the family. hearts

Have a great day all!


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Monday Joe's [Re: BrownEyedTigre] #1169586
11/18/18 10:35 PM
11/18/18 10:35 PM
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Ana I think Missy was perfectly happy to remain inside all day too. puppy


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Re: Monday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1169594
11/19/18 12:47 AM
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Glad your teams won, Joe.

Sorry your team lost, family.

Glad you have a short week, soot! happydance

Glad you had such a productive day, Ana. thumbsup That's great that you have a light week as well.

It's Sunday night, and I'm off to sleep. I only work two days this week, tomorrow and either Thursday or Friday, I haven't decided yet. The sign projects have to be completed later in the week. I'll either complete them Thursday to get them over with or push them to Friday if I just don't feel like going on Thursday. It's nice to have options. grin I have 5 stores tomorrow, which is intentional, as that gives me more days off this week. woot

Have a great Monday, everyone. fall

Last edited by venus; 11/19/18 12:48 AM.

Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Monday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1169602
11/19/18 05:11 AM
11/19/18 05:11 AM
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Good Morning Joe, family, Ana, soot, venus and everyone. Joe congrats on the team win! Family have a great day. Ana glad to hear you had a productive Sunday. Soot your coffee is ready! Venus nice you will have a short week! Coffee and tea are ready.
cat A Happy monday wished for everyone! cat


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Re: Monday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1169615
11/19/18 08:00 AM
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Good morning everyone, have a Super Monday. Congrats to all whose teams won. I'm a Bucs fan, but we won't discuss them. On a better note my UCF Knights rock. urock Working the kitchen for Bingo, then our meeting at the Eagles tonight. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Bacon, and Oatmeal in the NC. turkey


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Re: Monday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1169625
11/19/18 09:57 AM
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Hey everybody ... I see most everyone up and at em today laugh

Yes it was a good game Joe yes

No Ana, they won't make it this week...have a wonderful day

Thanks for the coffee Gerry

Options are great Venus...especially when you own them happydance

Have a good meeting Connie

Have a great day everyone wave2


Dan
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Re: Monday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1169633
11/19/18 10:54 AM
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Good morning Joe sherlock , Soot cool , Connie dragon, Ana grin ,Kaki's Sister kitty Family lab and Venus tired- Have a terrific Monday all and to the remainder off the Boomer's gang - Happy Gaming all. penguin wave2

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Re: Monday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1169644
11/19/18 01:32 PM
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Magnificent Monday ya'll puppy

Son and g'sons are on the way back from a VA visit. I'm in the kitchen doing pre-cooking. Packaging all the dry ingredients into bundles for each recipe for cooking tomorrow and Wed. Seagan is on the couch woofing...saying, "Ok, where is everyone?" When I come downstairs, she puts her head down and closes her eyes. So funny.

I'll be making bread in a bit. Need to have some extra loaves for turkey sandwiches.

Ana, we, too, are not eating on Thurs. Instead, we are eating on Wed, to avoid a timing conflict with the boys mom. That way they won't have to eat at our house, then get up from the table and go eat at the other grandma's. Will be better for everyone I think. turkey It means Soot has to take Wed. off, but he doesn't mind. rotfl

Time to feed the dogs and get back to it wavegirl


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Re: Monday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1169709
11/19/18 11:27 PM
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Hello Looney, lab

All sounds good, hope you and your family have a lovely time together..

Enjoy your meal and wishing you a great day. wave2

penguin

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Re: Monday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1169712
11/20/18 12:02 AM
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not all the time.

Re: Monday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1169715
11/20/18 12:36 AM
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Good night, everyone. sleep


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Monday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1169722
11/20/18 04:51 AM
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Hi family lab

Ah I see - still wishing you a beautiful day and hope you're able to get some gaming in and relax.... take care.. turkey wavegirl


Good night venus. sleep




penguin



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