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#1169898 - 11/21/18 07:17 PM It's a Turkey of a Diner
gymcandy1 Online   happy
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Retirement at 65 is ridiculous. When I was 65 I still had pimples.
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Hilarious Clean Jokes | Part 5



Best first:

Without water, there’d be no life on Earth because without water, there could be no coffee.

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Two clairvoyants meet. One says to the other: “You are fine, and how am I?

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Two days ago, my friend Peter ran off with my wife.”

“Oh no, how long have you been friends?”

“Since two days ago.”

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What did the toilet roll complain about?

"People just keep ripping me off!"

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What did one wall say to the other wall?
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We’ll meet at the corner.

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What to do when somebody is trying to start an argument with you? Simply eat a few cookies. They taste very nice and you can’t hear anything over the crunching.

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Doctor: “You must lose weight immediately! Do not take in more than thousand calories per day!”

Patient: “Before or after meals?”

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What goes through every village, over mountains, crosses rivers and deserts and yet never moves?
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A road.

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Teacher: "OK class, who will give me the chemical formula for water?"

Pupil: "HIJKLMNO."

Teacher: "What on earth are you on about?"

Pupil: "Well you said yourself yesterday it was H to O!"

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What a difference a good shower makes!

I was irritable, exhausted and I felt like hell.

Now I’m irritable, exhausted, I feel like hell and I smell of grapefruit!

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“What's the name of your new dog?”

“I don’t know. He won’t tell me.”

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Daddy reads some bedtime stories to make little Jonny fall asleep.

Half an hour later mommy opens quietly the door and asks: “And, is he asleep?”

Little Jonny answers: “Yes, finally.”

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An employee complains to his boss, “Sorry boss, but the salary doesn’t even remotely match the effort I put into my work.”

Boss nods, “I know, but we can’t let you starve to death.”

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What should you do when you see a spaceman?

You just park in it, man.

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Happy Thanksgiving Everyboomie!! thanksgiving


I'm looking forward to a great day of relaxing, and watching some football. penguin


So another normal day. snicker


I'm also looking forward to a great turkey dinner. turkey


I sure hope Missy can cook one. razz


I really hope everyone has a blessed day with your family, & if you are traveling, travel safely. yes


Have a happy day everyone. thanksgiving


joe


Edited by gymcandy1 (11/21/18 07:18 PM)
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#1169902 - 11/21/18 08:32 PM Re: It's a Turkey of a Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
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I hope you all have a wonderful day tomorrow spending it with your loved ones. Be safe and stay warm. We're going into the deep freeze. shiver thanksgiving turkey cornucopia
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#1169909 - 11/21/18 10:31 PM Re: It's a Turkey of a Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
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Just a normal day for me too, Joe. I work this evening and will clean house and run the dogs. Plus a couple errands. Hubby will be joining you on the football watching.

Midgie, how you been? I hope all is well. Will you be going by your sons today?

Happy THanksgiving everyone!

Ana turkey
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#1169912 - 11/22/18 12:31 AM Re: It's a Turkey of a Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
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Enjoy your day of relaxing and football, Joe. If Missy can cook a turkey, that will be very impressive. lol

Have a terrific Thanksgiving, Midge. Hope you stay warm! shiver

Hope work goes well, Ana. Are you going to have a dinner another day?

Soot, I took your advice and will be going to work on Friday. grin Hope you and L4L had a great dinner!

It's Wednesday night here. No real plans tomorrow. Thorsgoats (and Jupiter and Saga grin) and I are going to have a lamb and mashed potato dinner.

thanksgiving everyone! turkey


Edited by venus (11/22/18 12:32 AM)
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#1169923 - 11/22/18 05:48 AM Re: It's a Turkey of a Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
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Registered: 11/21/04
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Loc: Marlborough USA
Good Thanksgiving Morning Joe, Midge, Ana, venus and everyone. Joe nice you have Missy for the day and football to watch too! Enjoy! Midge were are having the same bitter cold today! We are staying home, having Thanksgiving dinner by the fire, and staying cozy warm! Hope you have a happy Thanksgiving Day! Ana tomorrow is your celebration day so enjoy it tomorrow! Venus your dinner sounds delicious! My mom loved lamb! Coffee and tea are ready.

turkey cornucopia Wishing everyone a Wonderful Day and, those celebrating, A Happy Thanksgiving! cornucopia turkey
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#1169932 - 11/22/18 09:51 AM Re: It's a Turkey of a Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
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Venus, enjoy your dinner and happy Thanksgiving to Thorsgoat! I work till 3 tomorrow so my family and others will arrive after that. I will have a very full house!

Gerry, dinner by the fire sounds lovely! Enjoy!

I assume every one else is busy cooking! lol
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#1169938 - 11/22/18 10:37 AM Re: It's a Turkey of a Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
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Loc: Alabama
Happy Thanksgiving Ya'll puppy turkey


We are relaxing today..sitting, sipping, surfing, and eating left overs!

Wanted to go to the movie, but the boys have to leave too early for that I think.

It's a beautiful day in AL...come on down wavegirl
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#1169942 - 11/22/18 10:57 AM Re: It's a Turkey of a Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
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Registered: 11/29/04
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Happy Turkey Day to all! I am sitting home all day watching movies on DVD that I haven't had time for. There will be no lovely meal for me since I had a tooth pulled yesterday and am on liquids and soft stuff for a few days. Darn! Is there any way to put an entire Turkey Day meal into a blender and sip it through a straw? My 'new' Tenant said she was cooking for her family and was going to prepare a plate for me. Sigh. I had to say thanks but I can't. Darn Darn. She's probably an awesome cook, dunno yet as we are just getting to know each other. Probably will make home made tamales too. I wish I could EAT.

Everyone enjoy the day, I'll just have to wait till next week and declare that my Thanksgiving. idea
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#1169946 - 11/22/18 11:22 AM Re: It's a Turkey of a Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
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woot Joe...relaxation, football and Missy cooking turkey dinner sounds like Nervana to me laugh

Stay warm in the DeepFreeze Midge...look forward to seeing you on the other side

Ana, hope you day goes quickly for you

Venus...we had a great dinner and hope you guys do too yes

Gerry, thank you so much for the coffee...have a great day

What a wonderful day SortaB...except for the tooth thingy...next week works for me too yes

Leftovers joy

Have a blessed and wonderful Turkey day everyone wave2

thanksgiving

turkey
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#1169948 - 11/22/18 11:28 AM Re: It's a Turkey of a Diner [Re: soot]
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Happy Turkey Day everyone! cornucopia

Hope the holiday is safe and fun for all.


TM wave
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#1169980 - 11/22/18 07:02 PM Re: It's a Turkey of a Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
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Happy Turkey Day. I had a house full, just winding down now. I'm very Blessed. turkey thanksgiving cornucopia
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#1169986 - 11/22/18 08:22 PM Re: It's a Turkey of a Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
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Happy Thanksgiving to all my American friends
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#1169992 - 11/22/18 11:18 PM Re: It's a Turkey of a Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
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Good night, everyone. cornucopia
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