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#1170161 - 11/24/18 07:30 PM Sip and Surf Sunday Joe's
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 32458
Loc: Calera, Oklahoma
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did – in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.
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~Bob Monkhouse~
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Two undies meet, one says to the other, "Hey, have you been on holiday? You got so nice and brown!"

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What would Bears become without Bees?
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Just ears.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
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A: It just felt like it.

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If I were to choose between dating and eating a soup – I think I’d rather eat the soup. Not much point in dating it.

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Do you know what were my grandpa’s last words before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think I can kick this here bucket?

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A horse goes into a bar.
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Barkeeper: "Why such a long face?"

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“In our traditional farm hotel, you are woken by the call of the cockerel!”

“Very good, please tell him 9 o’clock.”

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How can you tell you have an elephant in your bedroom?

By the big "E" on his pajamas.

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Why did the elephant wear green socks?
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Because the red ones were wet.

Why did the elephant swim on his back?
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So his green ones wouldn't get wet too.

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What is a cannibal’s natural first choice in a restaurant?

The waiter.

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A guy orders at a bakery, "I'd like 19 buns please."

The baker suggests, "I think you should take 20, sir."

"Why?" asks the man, puzzled.

The baker replies, "Well, you would have one more to eat of course!"

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What is yellow and black and flies?
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A group of mustard seeds in leather jackets!

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What is the difference between a soccer star and a bank robber?
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The bank robber goes, “Give me the money or I shoot!”

The soccer star goes, “Give me the money or I don’t shoot!

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What is the difference between an eggplant and a chicken?

They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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A man wants to do a new parachute record: The longest freefall without pulling the rip cord. So he jumps a plane at a huge altitude. His height gauge shows 30 000 feet. He keeps falling.

In a while he checks the gauge again and now it shows 15 000 feet to the ground.

A few seconds later it shows 12 000 feet. He continues falling. Now it’s only 3 000 feet left. He grips the rip cord firmly in his hand.

At 1 500 feet he is singing in a shaky voice. Only 300 feet left. He waits till the last moment.

Then it’s only 150, 120, 90, 60, 30 feet till the ground. The man shrugs: Ah well, whatever. I can handle 30 feet without a parachute.

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What do you call an alligator that’s wearing a vest?

An investigator.

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Men are from Mars.

Women are from Venus.

Cows are from the Moooooooooon.

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What does a farmer say when he's looking for his tractor?
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"Where is my tractor?"

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Where do you take a boat when it gets sick?

To the dock.

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Good morning everyboomie. yay


With some of those jokes I'm thinking what were they smoking? rolleyes


They look like some that I would write. razz


We had an awesome day with mid 70s temps. It was very windy though. Still, we did enjoy it. penguin


I always enjoy living and breathing. thumbsup


I didn't do much, but I enjoyed it. yes


I'm looking forward to some football today. The Cowboys don't play until Thursday, but I know I can find some good games to watch. hamster


I hope you all have a super day. happydance


joe
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There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats

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#1170165 - 11/24/18 10:26 PM Re: Sip and Surf Sunday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
The Sassy Administrator PR Liaison
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 76545
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
70's??? So not fair! lol We have a foot of snow expected tomorrow. I'd like to watch from the comfort of my home and have a lazy Sunday, but I have work. Should be fun driving!

Have a great day all!

Ana wave
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#1170169 - 11/25/18 02:41 AM Re: Sip and Surf Sunday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1]
family Offline
Addicted Boomer

Registered: 06/16/10
Posts: 3918
Loc: marietta,georgia
watching pro football.

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#1170171 - 11/25/18 03:09 AM Re: Sip and Surf Sunday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
Staff Reviewer
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 8273
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Enjoy your game, Joe.

Ana, I sing in the car sometimes, but I prefer to practice standing up. grin Sorry you have to work in all that snow. eek Does your car handle snow well?

Have fun, family.

It's Saturday night/early Sunday morning here. I got way too engrossed in The Council and didn't realize how late it was. eek Since the last episode comes out fairly soon, I wanted to try to catch up before it arrives, which may or may not happen, as there are other games I'm playing as well. Okay, I better get some sleep before the sun comes up. lol More practice and gaming await me tomorrow.

Have a great Sunday, everyone. fall
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Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?

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#1170177 - 11/25/18 05:25 AM Re: Sip and Surf Sunday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
True Blue Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 23340
Loc: Marlborough USA
Good Morning Joe, Ana, family, venus, Taintedfury and everyone. Joe I'm jealous of your warm sunny weather! We have had only glimpses of the sun for over a month! Only clouds, rain, and bone chilly cold with some snow thrown in too! shiver Ana I hope your work day ends before it gets to snowy! winter Family enjoy the game. rah Venus sounds like a busy gaming day ahead for you! Have fun! happydance Taintedfury have a safe trip. Will be thinking of you and your mom and dad. catrub
Coffee and tea are ready. Have a nice day everyone! wave
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#1170181 - 11/25/18 06:50 AM Re: Sip and Surf Sunday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 10662
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone, have a Super Sunday. Breakfast out, then home to do some more Christmas decorating. happydance12 Alas out team lost yesterday (got their butts kicked), but a good time was had by all. rah Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Biscuits and Gravy, Bacon, Sausage, and French Toast in the NC. hamster
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#1170193 - 11/25/18 11:57 AM Re: Sip and Surf Sunday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
Moderator
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 47869
Loc: Alabama
Super Sunday ya'll puppy

Can't believe I just woke up! Time to sit and surf and sip for a sec wavegirl
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"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras

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#1170196 - 11/25/18 12:14 PM Re: Sip and Surf Sunday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1]
soot Offline
Puzzled Moderator
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 28802
Loc: Usually up an Alabama Tree
Oh my Joe...70 degrees! That's great...enjoy the temps while they last!! We had major fog this morning the only thing missing was a fog horn in the distance.

Ana...drive safe and be safe while you're out 'n about in the snow

Have fun watching football Family

Venus...have you ever tried singing laying down? Hmmm, not sure how that would work out given how the diaphragm works...have fun gaming and practicing today

I'll have a strong cup of Scottish tea Gerry...please

Hey Connie, have fun Christmas decorating...out team got their rear ended too lol

shocked I can't believe you just woke up too...I had to fix my own breakfast

Have a great day everyone...gaming, music, gardening and relaxing on the docket today...catch you all later yes

wave2

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To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music

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#1170255 - 11/26/18 01:19 AM Re: Sip and Surf Sunday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
Staff Reviewer
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 8273
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Good night, everyone. sleep
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Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?

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