It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

~Marilyn Monroe~
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I’m on a strict seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.

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I’m aware that the voices in my head aren’t real. But their ideas are just awesome sometimes!

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Somebody said today that I'm lazy. I nearly answered him.

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I’m not lazy. I’m just naturally a very relaxed person.

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I’m not saying I’m Batman, but so far nobody has seen me and Batman together in the same room.

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I’m standing outside. In other words, I’m outstanding.

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My mood is currently swinging between an axe and gasoline.

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A housewife's battle:

The household stares at me. I stare right back. Without breaking eye contact, I slide a piece of chocolate in my mouth. I won!

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Stressed is just desserts spelled backwards.

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He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.

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I’m all for irony, but the phrase “Good morning” seems to be going a bit too far.

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I wouldn’t exactly say I’m lazy but it’s a good thing that breathing is a reflex.

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You can only be young once. But you can enjoy being infantile forever.

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Married women face a significantly lower risk of kidnapping, nobody can be certain that the ransom would actually be paid.

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No thanks, I didn't fight my way to the top of the food pyramid to become a vegetarian.

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I am in touch with my motivation. I saw it going by this morning, waving at me and winking.

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I weighed myself today. It is clear I am too small for my weight.

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Good morning everyboomie.


Your weekend has arrived.


Time to come alive.


I mean, if you weren't already alive.


I'm certainly alive. I'm just sorta semi-conscious all week.


It conserves energy.


I'm on a fixed energy income.


Waste not, want not....right?


I will spill no energy before it's time.


Have a happy day everyone.


joe

!.@.#Cowboys#.@.!

Hey Ho Joe Was that a good game last night or was that a good game last night...whoa, you and my sister are living high on a Cowboy victory!

The weekend is here and so am I...oh yeah!

Have a great weekend everyone

Welcome to the weekend!

Joe, my energy level took a serious nosedive this week. I think it's the cold and snow, I just want to stay in bed.

soot, I hope you have no honey do lists and can just enjoy the weekend!

James is here and we will be going to an indoor gym/adventure zone. I just pray he sleeps in. I work at 8PM, but I really like the 3 pups, so no biggie.

Have a happy day all!

Ana

Have a great day Joe, soot, Ana and all who follow.

It's late Friday night, and I'm off to sleep. Hopefully, I'll have more time to game tomorrow.

Have a terrific Saturday, everyone.

watching college football.

Good morning Joe, soot, Ana, venus, family and everyone. Joe every thing you said makes sense to me! Soot that tall dark roast is ready for you. Ana even your busy day ends with the pups that help you relax! Venus hope you get to game and maintenance finish up quickly!
Family enjoy the football game. Coffee and tea are ready.
Wishing everyone a fun Saturday!

Good morning everyone, have a Super Saturday. to my son Robert. We will have Birthday Cake and a small celebration at the Eagles dinner tonight. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, and French Toast in the NC.

Super Saturday ya'll

I'm having a quick sit down while Soot feeds the monkeys. I've been in the kitchen cooking since I got up, and will be back in there as soon as the dogs are fed. Not enough room for everyone in there, though, when I'm cooking.

Bread is almost through it's first rise, and the stew is in the crock pot for supper. Now I'm portioning out the turkey stock I made yesterday to put in the freezer. Then I'm coming back down and sitting and surfing and sipping. That will be followed by watching the Al game this afternoon.

Rainy day here, so windows and doors open. Back in shorts.

Have a great day all

Good night, everyone.