Christmas is a season not only of rejoicing but of reflection.

~Winston Churchill~
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How did Mary and Joseph know Jesus' weight when he was born? They had a weigh in a manger...

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Recess Two young girls are talking during a school recess. One asks the other "What did you ask for Christmas?" She replies "A Tampax." "What is that?" the other girl asks. "I do not know, but with you can go horseback riding, to the gym, ride a bike...

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Nintendo Switch Kneeling in front of the fireplace, a boy exclaimed: "Dear Santa, I WANT A NINTENDO SWITCH!" After a slight silence: "Dear Santa, I WANT A NINTENDO SWITCH!" And again: "Dear Santa, I WANT A NINTENDO SWITCH!" At this moment, his father intervened: "It's not worth shouting like this: Santa Claus is not deaf!" And the kid replied: "Maybe not..... but grandma is!"

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"What do you want for Christmas?" Wife: "A divorce!"

Husband: "Can't you think of anything cheaper?"

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Daughter: Mommy, I want a beautiful pony with a bow for Christmas.

Mother: OK then on Christmas Eve we will go to the hairdresser.

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Mason says to his mother: You can delete the train set from my Christmas wish list.

Mother: Why is that?

Mason: Yesterday, I found one in the closet.

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Father: Son, who brings the presents for Christmas?

Son: Amazon!

Father: No, I mean the fat man with the beard.

Son: Edward, the postman?

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Two brothers are talking about what they received for Christmas.

"Haha, I got twice as many presents as you, I know who Mum and Dad love most!" says the younger brother.

To which the older brother replied "And I know who has cancer ..."

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Q: How did Scrooge win the football game?

A: The ghost of Christmas passed

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Q: What do reindeer say before they tell a joke?

A: This will sleigh you

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Q: Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?

A: Because the present’s beneath them.

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Q: What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

A: Saint Nickel-less.

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Q: How does Santa keep his bathroom tiles immaculate?

A: He uses Comet.

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Goooood Morning Ever Boomie!!


Five shopping days left now.


Two days left till my son gets here.


Today I put up my tree, and did some gift wrapping. It's really put me ina festive spirit.


Have a happy day everyone.


joe

Joe, well done on the decor. I know the visit will be great

Lots to do at my end still...not sure I'm gonna get it all done

Keep those coffee's coming Gerry

Have a great Thump Day everyone

Joe, I'm excited for you! You will have a fun time for sure!

soot, I know that feeling. Some days all I can do is laugh about how far behind I get. It always comes together at some point.

Have a great day! I have a short day for a change and will be training a new person.

Ana

Glad you were able to get your tree and gifts ready, Joe.

Soot, I'm sure it will work out in the end somehow.

Enjoy your short day, Ana.

Gerry, the vet hasn't called me with Jupiter's results yet. I'm hoping he'll call tomorrow. Hope you have a great day.

It's Wednesday night, and I'm off to sleep. I have a crazy 8 store day tomorrow. It's my only work day this week, though, so I'll deal with it.

Have a terrific Thursday, everyone.

watch pro football.

Good Morning Joe, soot, Ana, venus, family and everyone. Sounds like a great Christmas coming for you Joe! Soot I know that feeling soot, but a good hot cup of dark roast will keep you going! Ana enjoy your day! Venus how is Jupiter doing on the increase dose of his meds? Did the vet get back to you yet? Family hope your team wins! Coffee, tea and hot chocolate are ready.
Wishing everyone a Happy Day!

Thumping Good Thursday ya'll

Our blue skies are gray today and liquid stuff is falling.

Joe, how long is your son staying?

G'sons left to visit other side of the family today. They'll be back on Christmas Day.

I'm trying to decide what to do for dinner on Christmas. What do you all do?

Good night, everyone.