Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

~Johnny Carson~
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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!

What is the difference between snowmen and snow-women? Snowballs.

Which of Santa’s reindeer needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude Olph".

Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.

What is the cow’s holiday greeting? Mooooory Christmas.

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic

Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes

What do you call a chicken at the North Pole? Lost.

What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.

Why did Santa go to jail? He sleighed an elf.

I love when candy canes are in mint condition.

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws!

what do you call an elf that can sing? A wrapper.

What type of Christmas dessert shouldn’t you trust? Mince spies!

Santa was forced to attend a Christmas party because his presents was required.

The North Pole doesn't import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.

Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a bit.

Reindeer don't go to public school, they’re elf taught.

Santa Claus' favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.

What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a rest from delivering presents? Santa Pause!

The Turkey wasn't hungry at Christmas because he was already stuffed.

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Good morning everyboomie.


Three more days.


R U ready?


I am. It turned out to be a totally awesome sunny mild day here and I got a lot done. I took Missy to the park,and then went and washed my truck, and then did a bunch of house cleaning.


My friend brought Beau over to stay a day or two. I'm sitting here with onelittle dog on each side of me.


Jason won't get here until about this time tomorrow. His flight arrives at 5:20 in Dallas and it's about an hour and a half drive up here.


Enjoy your evening everyone,and have a happy day.


joe

The weekend is here

Hey Ho Joe, it sounds like you had quite the day yesterday...I'll bet you'll be chomping at the bit until Jason finally arrives

I've got my normal chores and projects to include finishing L4L's new laptop

Keep em coming tall and strong all day Gerry

Happy Saturday everyone

Joe, enjoy your puppy cuddle time till Jason arrives! How fun!!

soot, you are a great husband! Have a wonderful day!

I'll be wrapping presents and finishing little things and I have a couple clients to see. It will be a great day!

Ana

watching college football.

Good Morning Joe, soot, Ana and everyone. Sounds like you all are getting into the spirit of Christmas! Tomorrow we head to NJ to spend Christmas with our son and family! Coffee, tea and hot chocolate are ready!
Happy Saturday to you all!

Hello Boomers, hope you are all well and having a great day!

Joe, have a wonderful time with your son!

soot, hope you get through your chores and projects in no time!

Ana, glad you have a great day ahead of you!

Enjoy the football, family!

Gerry, safe travels and have a wonderful time with your son and family!

Will be making a birthday card for our son-in-law today but other than that it will be an easy one!

Have a great Saturday everyone!

Mary

Good morning everyone, have a Wonderful Saturday. A bit of shopping today. Need to pick up a few extra gifts, as I invited a few more people to spend Christmas with us. It will be a full house, no one should be alone for Christmas. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, and French Toast in the NC.

A busy weekend ahead, but I wanted to make sure to stop by the Diner and wish everyone a Merry Christmas.

Hello Ms Mary...It's so good to see you in the diner this morning...wishing you a wonderful day!

Hey there Ana Family Venus Gerry Connie and Sparkle...welcome to the weekend

Ana...sounds like a busy day but not too busy...enjoy

Family have fun watching the games today

Ahhhhhhhhh!! Thanks for the coffee Gerry

Connie...have fun shopping, I'll grab a Danish if you don't mind

Thanks for poppin in Sparkle...it's good to see you

Back to work for me...have a great day everyone

Super Saturday ya'll

I'll be doing some Christmas stuff and some packing stuff today. Need to hit the kitchen to make some pain cream for daughter to take with me.

Joe, Love all the Christmas one liners. Hope Jason's flight goes well and is on time.

Ana, enjoy your light days.

Family, hope your teams win (unless they are playing my teams that is)

Gerry, have a safe trip.

Mary, homemade cards are the best. Is it his b'day today?

Connie, enjoy your full house. I'm heading to the hash browns.

Sparkle, enjoy the busy! Merry Christmas!