-1. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing. It was on the h----!

-2. What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and an iPad? A p-------e

3. Why is Santa so good at karate? Because he's got a b---- b---

4. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? f-----d f----s

5. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? f------e

-6. Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low e-- e----m.

-7. What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar? He got t----e m----s

-8. Who hides in the bakery during Christmas? A m---e s--

-9. What does Santa do in his garden? He h-- h-- h--s

-10. If a reindeer lost his tail, where would it go for a new one? A r----l s---

6. Elf esteem - Hi Curly, have a great Christmas

Bernie

1. house

Good ones. Same to you Bernie.

9. He hoe, hoe, hoes

Enjoy the holiday Remi!

2. a pineapple

to all

7 - twelve months

Thanks.

10. retail shop

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Merci michele.

8. A mince spy

curly!

Nice to see you online again. Merry Xmas.

Good answer.

4. frosted flakes

5. frostbite

3. black belt!

Thanks.