Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year.

~Ralph Waldo Emerson~
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On New Year's Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living. Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck, the bartender was almost crushed to death.

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New Years Resolutions You Have No Chance At Keeping

When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL, LMAO, or ROTFLMAO!"

Start using Facebook for something other than Farmville and stupid quizzes

I will try to figure out why I "really" need 5 facebook accounts.

I resolve to work with neglected children... my own.

Lose 20 pounds by going to the gym!

I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.

I will spend less than five hours a day on the Internet.

I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.

Spend less than $1000 for coffee at Starbucks this year.

Lose weight by inventing an anti-gravity machine

Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.

I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I'm not in them

I will think of a password other than "password"


New Years Resolutions You Can Actually Keep

Read less.

I want to gain weight.

Put on at least 30 pounds.

I will start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store

Stop exercising. Waste of time.

Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.

Watch less T.V. in standard definition

Gain enough weight to get on The Biggest Loser.

Watch more movie remakes.

Start washing my hands after I use the restroom.

Procrastinate more.

I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.

I will become a vegan for a day and subsequently learn that it was a missed steak.

I will no longer waste my time relieving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future.

Drink.

Drink some more.

Stop buying worthless junk on Ebay, because QVC has better specials

Start being superstitious.

Spend more time at work.

Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.

Take up a new habit: maybe smoking!

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Famous New Years Eve/Day Birthdays

December 31 (New Years Eve)

Val Kilmer (Actor, 1959)
Joe McIntyre (New Kids on the Block Singer, 1972)
Nicholas Sparks (Romance Novelist, 1965)
John Denver (Folk Singer, 1943-1997)
Anthony Hopkins (Actor, 1937)
Psy (South Korean Singer (Gangnam Style), 1977)
Gabby Douglas (US Gymnast (Fierce Five), 1995)
Alex Ferguson (Manchester United manager from 1986 to 2013, 1941)
Donald Trump Jr (Presidents Son, 1977)
Ben Kingsley (Actor, 1943) Donna Summer (Singer, 1948-2012)
Jenna Compono (Reality TV (MTV Real World), 1992)
Andy Summers (Police Guitarist, 1942)
Jeff Flake (Arizona Senator, 1962)
Jacques Cartier (French Explorer who claimed Canada, 1491-1557)
Charles Cornwallis (General of British Army during American Revolution, 1738-1805)
Henri Matisse (French Impressionist painter, 1869-1954)


January 1 (New Years Day)

John Smith (Explorer, 1580-1631)
Verne Troyer (Austin Powers Mini-me actor, 1969)
Paul Revere (Midnight Ride American Revolution war hero, 1735-1818)
Elin Nordegren (Model, Tiger Woods ex-wife, 1980)
Gary Johnson (New Mexico Politician and Libertarian Party Presidential Candidate, 1953)
Jason Pierre-Paul (New York Giants Defensive End, 1989)
Bobby Roode (WWE Wrestler, 1977)
Jack Wilshere (Arsenal midfielder, 1992)
Betsy Ross (Sewed 1st American Flag, 1752-1836)
Angourie Rice (Actress, 2001) Katrina Law (Spartacus & CW Arrow actress, 1985)
J. Edgar Hoover (First director of FBI, 1895-1972)
J.D. Salinger (Catcher in the Rye novelist, 1919-2010)

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Good morning everyboomie.


We had a ton of rain fall last night. Today was sunny and a bit cooler, and the wind was blowing like crazy.


I can't wait to make it out to the sod farm again.


Jason and I went down to the gun range this morning, and had a 'blast'.


The only thing I don't like about a gun range is that you have to listen to everyone else's gun fire, not just your own. Even with headphones on it's still loud.


Jason has one more day here before returning home.


We'll make the most of it.


Have a happy day everyone.


joe

Joe, glad you were able to get to the range today! It rained all day here, not a great day to be a dog walker.

Have a happy day all! It's Friday!

Hope you have a great day with Jason, Joe.

Hope you get some sun on Friday, Ana.

It's Thursday night, and I'm off to sleep. I'm still out of sorts since Jupiter isn't here, and I didn't realize it was so late. I have to be up at 5 am tomorrow. It's going to be a long day, but it should be manageable.

Hope everyone has a great Friday.

Good Morning Joe, Ana, venus and everyone. Joe enjoy the rest of your visit with Jason. Ana hope your weather is drier today. We are going to have a rainy day today too. One and a half inches of rain wind is expected. Venus, it is going to take a long time before that sharp edge of missing Jupiter starts to ease. Sending hugs and comfort.
Coffee, tea and hot chocolate are ready. Hope everyone has a nice day!

Good morning all, have a Wonderful TGIF. Venus, more Hugs on the way. Dinner and Karaoke tonight at Rookies Cantina. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, and French Toast in the NC.

going to bridge, just to watch.