At what age do you think it’s appropriate to tell
a highway it’s adopted?
Zach Galifianakis
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Wedding Jokes - Tasters With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
Ronnie Corbett: Do think marriage is a lottery? Ronnie Barker: No. With a lottery you do have a slight chance.
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
The Irish Wedding At the wedding reception, the photographer yelled, 'Would all the married men, please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living.' The bartender was almost crushed to death.
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Wedding One-liners by the Famous How To Be a Fun Wedding MC The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it. (Ann Bancroft)
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewellery. (Rita Rudner)
Keep your eyes wide open before the wedding, half shut afterwards. (Benjamin Franklin)
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. (Socrates)
A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended. (Evan Esar)
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. (Henny Youngman)
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. (Rodney Dangerfield)
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. (Milton Berle)
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. (George Burns)
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, 'There's water in the carburettor'. I said, 'Where's the car?' She said, 'In the lake'. (Henny Youngman)
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. (Rita Rudner)
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. (Phyllis Diller)
Wedding Toasts: All marriages are mixed marriages. (Chantal Saperstein)
There's only one way to have a happy marriage, and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again. (Clint Eastwood)
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. (Henny Youngman)
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More Clean One-liners for Your MC Wedding Speech At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' The other replied, 'Yes, I am, I married the wrong man.'
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, 'You know, I was a fool when I married you.' The husband replied, 'Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice.'
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.
A husband said to his wife, 'No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine.'
A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a moment and then says, 'OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death.'
How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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Good morning everyboomie.
Friday has arrived and not a week too soon.
We're heading all the way up to 63 today...........or so they say.
I plan on doing something.
Oh joy...Oh joy...
If I have any fun at it I'll tell you all about it.
If not.....
Have a happy day everyone.
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We are worlds apart! 
Isis just arrived today, and she's immediately one of the friendliest cats I've ever known. She's most definitely a lap cat, as well. I also just realized that her day of arrival is kitty version Venus's birthday (January 17th.) 
have a fantastic cheerful day Friday , Hi Ana hope your pup will be alright 
& you keep warm 
with a hot chocolate, Hiya Family keep on gaming 
and Venus grats on your new kitty Isis sounds cute 
& goodnight sweet dreams. 
What a coincidence that her arrival came on kitty Venus's birthdate! I guess it's a sign it was meant to be! 
Wishing you all a Happy Day! 
and Connie 
and happy morning. 
have a wonderful day and enjoy your dinner happy gaming. 
