Thought we should have our own of these but can only think of a few so please contribute.
you've been playing adventure games too long when....
....You refer to your pockets as, 'My inventory'
....You do a search on your computer for the word walkthru and find 76 results
....You check Gameboomers each morning before breakfast/coffee/cigarette/feeding the dog/cat/family
.....When asked for directions to the station, it's not just, Down the road and turn right; it's, Along this tree lined, victorian looking, avenue under the bright glow of the electric lighting in a northerly direction towards the junction at the far end. Upon reaching the crossroads with the old weather beaten and dilapidated hotel on the corner there is a road leading west which heads towards the centre of town and a road leading eastwards towards the train station. You wust turn in an easterly direction and proceed along this......etc, etc