I see a white light at the end of a long tunnel, and begin running towards it.
My legs drive me onwards and my front legs stretch forwards with each bound. My long ears flop around the side of my head.----- Hang on this is Watership Down. ----- I'm not a rabbit.
I wake with a start!
I am lying in a Hospital bed. I am covered from head to toe in a plaster cast.
I feel no pain! (Just for those of you that were possibly vaguely worried)
A tube leads from the nether regions of the cast into a bottle on the floor, the function of which I will not dwell upon.
Another tube feeds me an endless soup of new adventure games through a drip by my head.
Once a day a nurse comes in and -
No she doesn't just swap the bottles round, that's from Catch 22 and I'm no plagiarist!
She just changes them for new ones.
At last I have ascended to BAAGS level 8.
No more hunting the nether regions of the internet, and rooting through game shop dumpsters.
No more buying up any obscure game I can find.
I am in Gamers Nirvana.--- An inexhaustable supply of new adventures without the effort of finding them.
I am content and my quest is done.
Thanks to all of you that I have met, and have helped me along the way.
Perhaps, if you would like we may, in the future, venture into the real world on a new adventure ( once all the potatoes have been surgically removed ).
For now. Farewell!
Produced by --- gordon24 in association with Gameboomers.com
Directed by --- gordon24
Art Direction --- You're joking
Set Designer --- Got off lightly
Story Line --- Tenuous
Most Replies --- Sierramindy
Shortest Reply --- TLC
Longest Reply --- Mad
Catering --- Sierramindy (ratatouille a speciality)
Refreshments --- Coors
More refreshment --- More Coors
Drunken Slumber --- Too much Coors
Foley Artist --- The budget didn't run to one. Paint your own foleys.
Stunt Arrangement --- tuSnt
Incidental Music --- "Stars and Stripes Forever"
Played (with one hand) by gordon24
Released by Sony, ran off into a field, and was never seen again.
Best Boy --- Me of course!
Pretty Boy --- The parrot
Bouncer --- The rubber cockerel
Key Grip --- The kitchen door lock.
T*mbl*w**d --- Himself
Always wear a smile and look on the bright side
Try to make someone else laugh every day (unless you are a naturist -- if they point when they laugh it does your self esteem no good at all)
Thanks for playing along!