>REM Given that the gif is all of .11KB, I don't think I mind if people steal it from me...
> Pick up lantern
You pick up the lantern you dropped a short time ago for no apparent reason. The lantern grumbles noisily. It's still short on fuel.
> Use flint on lantern
You send random sparks flying into the lantern, but with no oil to light the effort is useless.
You hear something approaching through the shrubbery.
> Throw ladder at shrubbery
You throw the ladders in the general direction of the noise and are gratified to hear a loud thump followed by someone shouting "Ow!"
A moment later you are startled to see an exact duplicate of yourself stumble out of the shrubbery, wearing a ladder and a wig. Your double stops in front of you and hands you a dusty bottle containing a small amount of olive oil. "You're going to need this," your double says. You watch in gratified confusion as your twin wanders off to the West.
>put olive oil in lantern
>Light lamp with flint
Olive oil makes a lousy lantern fuel.
>Light lamp with flint or I'll strangle you.
Fortunately for you the lantern is a sentient magic lamp and instantly lights with a strong, steady flame. In the light of the lantern you can now see a path, heading east.
You walk East and are surprised to find yourself standing next to a strangely familiar well. The path continues to the East.
>Look at well
You can't see much, it's too dark.
>Use lantern on well
You throw the lit lantern down the well. You hear a disappointing splash as the lantern hits bottom and goes out. Congratulations.
Are you sure? Y/N
Game Loaded. You are standing next to a strangely familiar well. A path leads to the east and west.
>Use lantern to light well
You hold the lantern over the well and look down. The well is about four feet deep. At the bottom you see a pile of stuff. In one corner stands a beautiful woman holding a gold credit card.
Most of this stuff is useless, but you decide to take a pocket sword, 3 cents, a gun with 2 bullets remaining, a dusty bottle containing a small amount of olive oil, a clipper lighter, and a moldy piece of brie.