You go up. The squeaking noise is becoming louder.
>look up at ceiling
There is a large dark mass stuck to the ceiling
>prod dark mass with broom
Oh, I wouldn't do that if I were you.
>PROD DARK MASS WITH BROOM
Ok, Ok. You prod the dark mass. It gurgles. Now look what you've done.
No, it's too late for that....
"Bleat, Watson -- unmitigated bleat!" ~ Sherlock Holmes