Thanksgiving Limerick Writing Contest ~ Excellent Job Yall!

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#567037 - 11/12/09 01:01 PM Re: A Thanksgiving Limerick Writing Contest [Re: PiemJi]
CanukDenis Adept Boomer Registered: 11/26/00 Posts: 11026 Loc: Ottawa Ontario Canada	Code: You simply are too hillbillick To appreciate my deep limerick If you don't start liking my prose Then I'll uppercut you in the nose Notice the equal lengths of my rhyming pairs _________________________ I'm just an imagination of your figment!
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#567042 - 11/12/09 01:26 PM Re: A Thanksgiving Limerick Writing Contest [Re: CanukDenis]
PiemJi Addicted Boomer Registered: 09/10/01 Posts: 4800 Loc: Florida	You don't understand the limericks rhyming scheme this is a haiku... Thanksgiving haiku... The poor turkey cried... "I can't have dinner with you. How about next month?" _________________________ ...PJ
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#567080 - 11/12/09 04:01 PM Re: A Thanksgiving Limerick Writing Contest [Re: PiemJi]
CanukDenis Adept Boomer Registered: 11/26/00 Posts: 11026 Loc: Ottawa Ontario Canada	Mean P J stings me It hurts very badly but I do not cry though _________________________ I'm just an imagination of your figment!
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#567138 - 11/12/09 05:31 PM Re: A Thanksgiving Limerick Writing Contest [Re: CanukDenis]
Jimbo Bell Addicted Boomer Registered: 06/27/03 Posts: 1463 Loc: Boston	Since I'm judging this won't count, but I'm bored right now so... Sue was a newlywed wife Hosting Thanksgiving for the first time in her life. And as her mother-in-law declared each dish poorly prepared Sue was thankful she wasn't holding a knife. _________________________ Some say pigs are actually very intelligent animals. Yet I have this whole freezer full of sausages.
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#567145 - 11/12/09 05:46 PM Re: A Thanksgiving Limerick Writing Contest [Re: Jimbo Bell]
Urban Worrier BAAG Specialist Registered: 11/16/04 Posts: 9476 Loc: Bucks, England	Thanksgiving is not for the turkey, Who's future can only be murky, It provides us with meat, Tasting ever so sweet, Leaving everyone feeling quite perky. _________________________ We will have solar energy as soon as the utility companies solve one technical problem - how to run sunlight through a meter.
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#567211 - 11/12/09 09:29 PM Re: A Thanksgiving Limerick Writing Contest [Re: Urban Worrier]
PiemJi Addicted Boomer Registered: 09/10/01 Posts: 4800 Loc: Florida	perky from turkey? Turkey has a sedative in it, but do not exceed your limit. it's called tryptophan eat as much as you can it will put you to sleep in a minute! _________________________ ...PJ
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#567218 - 11/12/09 10:06 PM Re: A Thanksgiving Limerick Writing Contest [Re: PiemJi]
katbear50 Addicted Boomer Registered: 01/01/09 Posts: 1695 Loc: southwest Louisiana, USA	_________________________ "You may have noticed that I'm not all there myself" ~ Cheshire Cat: ~ the kat =^,,^=
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#567834 - 11/15/09 06:36 AM Re: A Thanksgiving Limerick Writing Contest [Re: katbear50]
katbear50 Addicted Boomer Registered: 01/01/09 Posts: 1695 Loc: southwest Louisiana, USA	{I'm rusty @ this, so I 'borried' one from the net...} There once was a Thanksgiving plate That requested a bird as a date, But turkey caught word And took wing when he heard, So the dressing was all that got ate! _________________________ "You may have noticed that I'm not all there myself" ~ Cheshire Cat: ~ the kat =^,,^=
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#568328 - 11/16/09 11:11 PM Re: A Thanksgiving Limerick Writing Contest [Re: PiemJi]
katbear50 Addicted Boomer Registered: 01/01/09 Posts: 1695 Loc: southwest Louisiana, USA	There once was a turkey from France who tried hard to learn to dance first step was kool then played the fool he tripped on the hem of his pants poet i'm not LOL _________________________ "You may have noticed that I'm not all there myself" ~ Cheshire Cat: ~ the kat =^,,^=
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#569026 - 11/19/09 07:40 AM Re: A Thanksgiving Limerick Writing Contest [Re: PiemJi]
katbear50 Addicted Boomer Registered: 01/01/09 Posts: 1695 Loc: southwest Louisiana, USA	Tomorrow's the last day folks... get your little ditty entered before it's too late! we sure have some good ones here so far... _________________________ "You may have noticed that I'm not all there myself" ~ Cheshire Cat: ~ the kat =^,,^=
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#569072 - 11/19/09 09:42 AM Re: A Thanksgiving Limerick Writing Contest [Re: katbear50]
curly Graduate Boomer Registered: 07/06/03 Posts: 15880 Loc: Ottawa Ontario Canada	There is a nice turkey named kat Who wears a nice looking hat He struts all over the yard Being always on his guard For someone swinging an ax _________________________ A baby sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
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#569080 - 11/19/09 10:12 AM Re: A Thanksgiving Limerick Writing Contest [Re: katbear50]
Jimbo Bell Addicted Boomer Registered: 06/27/03 Posts: 1463 Loc: Boston	A little inspiration... When you cook up a huge turkey dinner, Thanksgiving is a double winner. 'Cause all day on your feet means you can way overeat and there's a chance you might even get thinner. _________________________ Some say pigs are actually very intelligent animals. Yet I have this whole freezer full of sausages.
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#569141 - 11/19/09 12:45 PM Re: A Thanksgiving Limerick Writing Contest [Re: Jimbo Bell]
Hawkeye Addicted Boomer Registered: 02/11/04 Posts: 1518 Loc: California	There once was a Turkey called Wyatt His voice was incredibly quiet On Thanksgiving Day It faded away .................. _________________________ A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
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#569150 - 11/19/09 01:43 PM Re: A Thanksgiving Limerick Writing Contest [Re: Hawkeye]
Hawkeye Addicted Boomer Registered: 02/11/04 Posts: 1518 Loc: California	On the time required to consume a turkey. Thanksgiving's the day one wishes That the turkey is truly delicious It takes a week To eat all but his beak In sandwiches, pies and soup dishes. _________________________ A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
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#569246 - 11/19/09 06:46 PM Re: Thanksgiving Limerick Writing Contest ~ 1 more day! [Re: katbear50]
Demosthenes Addicted Boomer Registered: 04/14/01 Posts: 2514 Loc: California	Oh mother, don't ask how or when, but the turkey escaped from its pen-- and while protecting its gizzard it was caught in a blizzard... Will you defrost the turkey again?
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