-1.Somebody was running a flea circus, but a dog came and s---- the s---.

-2.When asked by a passenger how high he would get, the pilot replied,
'I d--'- do d----.'

-3.Organ donors put their h---- into it.

-4.The best way to communicate with a fish is to d--- them a l---.

-5.To the bull in the pasture, may he live for h----- and h-----.

-6.Pills with long names can be quite a m-------.

7.Show me someone in denial and I'll show you a person in E---- up to their a-----.

-8.Tennis players don't marry because l--- means n------ to them.

-9.In the winter my dog wears his coat, but in the summer he wears his c--- and p----.

-10.For plumbers, a f---- beats a full h----.

6. mouthful

Thanks Gerry.

5. heifer and heifer Morning Curly

9. coat and pants

morning curly

Good ones. Morning Gail and Cue.

8.Tennis players don't marry because
LOVE means NOTHING to them.
mornin curly!

10.For plumbers, a flush beats a full house.

Good ones. Hi kat.

3 - heart

2. I don't do drugs.

4.The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.

1. stole the show

Good ones.

7. Egypt up to their ankles? Hi all!