-1.Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep.
Sit on the edge of the bed and ---'-- ---- ---- ---.

2.A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Give me a ---- ---
- ---."

-3.Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the street?
Because he --- -- ----

-4.What do you get when you cross a Karate expert with a pig?

---- -----!

-5.A cement mixer collided with a prison van.
Be on the lookout for h------- c--------.

-6.A small boy was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said,"I've lost my dad!"
The copper said, "What's he like?"
The little boy replied, "-ee- --- ---e-!"

-7.How do you introduce a hamburger?

m--- p----

-8.What was wrong with the cleaning lady's computer?
-- ----'- -- w------.

-9.Victor was smartly dressed, well shaven and
with the best haircut he had had for years.
Many of his friends and relatives saw him,
yet no one complimented him.

Why not?

-e --- -- - c-----.

-10.Why was the father centipede so upset?

All of --e ---- -ee-e- -e- ---e-!

7. meat patty

Good one Marian. I have meet, you have meat.

I should have put the sound-alike rather than the literal word. Still waking up here.

I always look forward to these puzzles.

6. beer and women

Oops, maybe I should change that to "beer and poker".

5. Hardened criminals

I remembered this one from a TV show over here called "The Two Ronnies", in which they featured a spoof news bulletin every week made up of items like this one.

Good ones. It's beer and women.

9. He was in a coffin!

Merci Lex.

1. you'll soon drop off.

Afternoon curly

4. pork chops

10. all of the kids needed new shoes

OMG...I just got this one!!
very funny curly
8. It didn't do windows.

Good ones. Hi Gail.

3. had no body.