Three psychiatrists were lunching together and their conversation eventually became a
confidential discussion of their own failings.
The first one related how he had been a compulsive shopper for some time, was now deeply in debt and so had resorted to overcharging his patients.
The second dramatically whispered that he had a drug problem and had begun pressurising one of his patients to supply him.
The third, totally embarrassed, confessed that no matter how hard he tried he just couldn't keep a secret.
