What do you call "the number of cats who live at your home" or "the sum of money you spend on the cats that live at your home"? Answer: Catamount. I hope you'll have fun with these catty puns.
1. My cat likes to read. Some of his favourite authors are J. K. Growling, Lloyd Abyssinian and Laura Ingalls Whiskers. No wonder, because these authors are known for writing this kind of literature.
-2.My cat also likes classical music. Sometimes he even pretends to be a classical composer. For example, when he comes home in the morning after a night out he scratches at the door and meows, which means "I'm Bach!" The other day I couldn't find him at all; that was because he was ...
Mozart
Haydn
Tchaikowsky
Brahms
-3.The other day my cat looked a little sick. At first I thought he had chewed up my feather pillow, because he had that ...(Five words, the last one is "look")
-4.My pillow was all right but my cat was still looking tired and worn out, so I took him to the vet. She checked him over and said: "Nothing wrong with him, but to build up his strength I'll prescribe a ..."(One word; think of gin)
-5.The prescription was working so well I took my cat to the cat show. But what a disaster, instead of a blue ribbon he only got a little statuette of a feline! It was a ... 11 letters
-6.Last Christmas the local Shakespearean company was doing a pantomime. They needed a cat to be "Dick Whittington's Cat". The producer wanted a cat that looked like a miniature tiger. My cat happens to look like this, so I took him for an audition, but apparently a lot of people didn't understand the specifications - there was a long line-up of cats of all different types and colours. When I finally got to the head of the line the receptionist looked at my cat carrier and said wearily: ...
Wherefore art thou Russian Blue?
Rough winds do shake the darling buds, Bombay.
Good night, sweet Sphynx.
Tabby or not tabby?
-7.My friend has a "LaPerm" cat. She spends a lot of money on grooming supplies: brushes, shampoos, clippers and so on. My cat is a shorthair, so all I need for his grooming is a ... 8 letters
-8.My friend and I had an argument the other day; she said Iranian cats don't sound any different from Canadian cats. I said no, they don't speak English but ...
Abyssinian
Siamese
Purrsian
Pawtugese
-9.My cat likes to watch old TV movies, but sometimes he goes a bit overboard. The other day he watched "That Darn Cat", "The Aristocats", "Alice in Wonderland" and "The Lion King", one after the other. Afterwards he was staggering around the house with his eyes crossed. I rushed him off to the Vet again and she said ...
He had Bell pawsy
He had got into the liquor cabinet and was getting Seussed
He had Disney spells
He had Bakshi spasms
-10.Last Thanksgiving we decided to have roast duck instead of a turkey. Unfortunately we forgot to lock the kitchen door when we went out. When we came back the bird was gone, and my cat was waddling around with his stomach hanging almost to the ground. He was a ...(Four Words, think of one of two unusual Australian animals)
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