Pa: Ma, whatcha doing over by the window?
Ma: I'm trying to figure out why so many people are stopping to take a picture of our house.
Pa: Well, I did finally get around to replacing those missing roof tiles.
Ma: So what - no one else but us would know it took ya three years to do it.
Pa: Wait a minute...it says here in the paper that the Hollywood tours now include a special attraction feature. Well I'll be - there's a picture of the front of our house!
Ma: HA! It must be that purty sign of our last name that we got from the flea market last month. You thought 50 cents was too much but I knew it would add value to the place.