"It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich."
Alan Alda
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Airport Security Suggestion....


An engineer (ex-NASA project director) has what I think is
the near perfect solution for airport security!

*Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body
scanners at the airports. Have a booth that you can step into
that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device
you may have on you.*

*It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this
hub bub about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long
and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift..*

*Case Closed!*
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An Egyptian man is walking through the Cairo bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell Viagra (illegal in Egypt) for 100 Egyptian pounds.

"No, not worth it!"

"OK, how about 50 Egyptian pounds?"

"No, not worth it!"

"OK, 20?"

"No, not worth it!"

"How about 10?"

"No, not worth it!"

"Listen, these pills cost US $10 each. How can you say they are not worth it?"

"Oh, the pills ARE worth it. My wife is not worth it."
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A blonde woman competed with a brunette woman and a redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke
division of an English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in first, the redhead
second. The blonde woman finally reached shore completely exhausted.After being revived
with blankets and coffee she remarked, "I don't want to call anybody a cheater, but I think I saw those other two girls use their arms.
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Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.

"Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"

"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."

"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."

"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me also!"

"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."

"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."

"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the PRINCIPAL!"
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A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over. The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to walk away when the man asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don't think it's fair - there were plenty of other cars around me who were going just as fast, so why did *I* get the ticket?"

"Ever go fishing?" the policeman suddenly asked the man.

"Ummm, yeah..." the startled man replied.

The officer grinned and added, "Ever catch *all* the fish?"
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Those jokes are funny.

Now I know why they call them jokes.

Good morning everyboomie.

IT'S FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M GOING BACK TO WORK!!!

Hi ho Hi ho, It's back to work I go.

I really would not be so cheerful about going off to work if I had a Snow White waiting at home.

Especially if I had to share her with my six brothers.

Oh well......let's hope it's a "short" day.

Have a happy day everyone.

joe

Joe, maybe you should go for Sleeping Beauty instead. There are only fairies to deal with in that situation. Sorry you have to go back to work today - I'm right there with you. Hope the time flies!

It is late Thursday night for me. I'm opening tomorrow, which I'll appreciate greatly when I get off. Definitely my preferred working time, all in all. As for now, I have to go to sleep to make sure I am well rested for those early customers.

Have a terrific Friday, everyone!

Howdy ho, Joe! Thanks for the openers! Hope your work day goes easy peasy!

Hey, venus! An early morning means an early home time!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies! It's Frolicherefrolicthereit'shappythatI'mstandingherejumpingupanddownsoveryhappythatit's Friday!

Still Thursday evening for me.....

After a very busy week, these brown eyes are ready to find their pillow...

So...

To all abed, To all awake,

Good morning Joe,Venus,Darlene WOO Hoo it's Friday :tweety:Have a great one all!Venus my new comp.has windows7 and I like it very much

Happy Happy Friday Boom Boom Buddies

Hay ya Joe Thank you for the swell jokes, they are
very funny! Hope you have a good day at work Hi Pepper!

Hi Venus How are you today? The Lost crown is a GGGreat
game!! I really enjoyed it a lot. I hope you have a good
day

Howdy Darlene I loved your words of the day. I hope
you have a very relaxing weekend & get plenty of rest.
will your kids & Grandkids all be their when your Mom
gets their?

Hi Cailyn Glad to see you back in the diner!! I'm so
happy you got a new Computer & you like it!
Hope you have a Nice Friday :StPats:

Hi ya Gail here's our coffee my dumb email is
not working again. ready to game today?

Hi Midge How are you today? I love your little exercise
people! Mojo's Hock is on his back leg about halfway
up his leg, look at this link & you can see where it is.

http://www.dummies.com/how-to/content/identifying-horse-parts-and-markings.html
My Vet's coming today cause he's definitly been kicked
by the other horse & I need to have it x-rayed. Praying
hard it won't be too bad.
sending Prayers & well wishes for you Mom~

Hope all my Boomer buds have a Good Friday~Karen

Good Morning Joe, venus, Darlene, Cailyn and Karen.Joe hope your work day flies by! Venus hope your day runs smooth. Darlene enjoy your Mum time. Cailyn glad you like Windows 7. You'll have to let me know how the games play on it. Karen hope Mojo is okay. Have a TGIF day Boomers!

Good morning all my Diner buddies. Joe, I hope your workday is a short and easy one. Ana, I hope your rain stops. We had bad storms and 4 inches of rain yesterday. Same is predicted for today. Lots of tornado watches. Darlene, I hope you slept good and are well rested this morning. L4L and Soot, I'm sorry Soot and Asha are still hurting. Prayers being sent thier way. Venus I hope your workday flies and is easy. JennyP, I'm sorry you had no heat or hot water. I hope it is back by now. Grapejuice in the NC. Cailyn, I'm glad you like your new computer. I have Windows 7 on my Laptop. Still getting used to it. Karen, prayers Mojo is not badly hurt. Gerry, have a good day. Blsbet, may your day be a good one. Gail, is your knee still doing good? Today is Target, lunch, and grocery day. Not sure with this weather, may have to pospone until tomorrow. Have a Wonderful TGIF all my Diner buddies that are here and come in after me. Bacon sandwiches and Bagels with cream cheese in the NC. :niceday:

Quick hi and bye. Have a full house

ta ta

Good morning. We have rain and more rain coming all day and tomorrow. Good gaming day if I can find the time.

Thanks Joe for the funny openers. Hope you work day goes quickly.

Morning Venus, Darlene, Sue, Karen....thanks for the link, Gerry, Connie and bisbet. Have a great Friday all. Think exercise.

Midgie

Midgie, I want to be exercising instead of sitting behind this desk. I promise I'll get my dose in after work in some shape.

Blsbet, hope it's a fun house or clears out quickly.

Connie, hope you dry out soon. Stay safe!

Gerry, have an awesome day!

Doc, I am so sorry to hear about Mojo. The poor baby. I hope it isn't serious. How is your sis?
Are you feeling more energetic these days?

Sue, have a happy day! Are you enjoying your new computer?

Darlene, I hope you can relax this weekend after your long week.

Venus, hope your day goes quick.

Joe, thanks for the chuckles as always. If you find Snow White, can I have the seven dwarves? I can use a hand around the house.

It's a weird day here, lots of pow wows going on.
Auditors start on Monday. Yea!

Ana

Hope you slept well, Darlene!

Glad you're enjoying your new computer, Cailyn!

Hope everything is okay with Mojo, Karen!!!

Have a great day, Gerry!

Sorry you are having such bad weather, Connie. Hope you don't have to postpone your plans!

See you later, blsbet!

Have fun gaming, Midge, if you are able to!

Hope your weird day gets less weird, Ana. Are you involved in the pow wows, or just witness to them?

Well, the rain has definitely reached us now. It is a rainy, dreary day. That could either mean a lot of customers or hardly any. We will see.

Okay, have to finish getting ready for work. See everyone when I get home!

Good morning everybody.

Happy Friday morning to you all.

It looks like it'll be a gorgeous day in these parts.

I leave for work in a half hour.

I hope you all have a super fantastical day!

See you this evening.

joe

Good Morning Boomers,

Joe, hope you have an easy day at work today.

Venus, wishing you an easy workday also.

Darlene, Sweet Dreams.

Cailyn, glad you're enjoying your new computer. Everyone I know that has Win 7 likes it.

Karen, wishing you the best with Mo. Hope he'll be okay.

Gerry, have a nice day.

Connie, knee is super now. Still have more therapy to go but should be back to normal real soon. thanks. Enjoy your shopping day.

Midgie, exercise has been my lifeline these past weeks.

Ana, wishing you an easy day today.

Going to take a short walk this morning before the downpouring of rain for the entire weekend. Then I'm going to try and get some gaming done today. Bad weather = good gaming. Wishing everyone a wonderful day!

Fantastic Friday ya'll

It's grey and rainy here and the doggies are bringing me balls and dropping them at the computer.....Lil Soot is trying to play fetch with Sir Skywalker attached to his back.

I'll be taking the wee one to the vet for a rabies shot today and then, hopefully, he'll be cleared hot! Then we just have to get hubby well so we can go parking.

Speaking of hubby, he has a dr's appointment this morning so he is home with me for a change. Son closed last night and will be up in a bit and off to pick up the PerBear.

I need to finish off daughter's taxes today...she is anxiously awaiting her refund. One of these days she is going to have a simple uncomplicated 1040, but not this year.

Mt. St. Laundry is calling, so I will scale it's sides a bit today. Blsbet, what kind of accessories go with mountain climbing gear?

We will also have to find another place to store our vegetable oil as our big bottle sprang another "leak" yesterday. Funny how the things started leaking about the time that puppy started hanging out with me in the kitchen

Speaking of the wee one, he is beginning to get his Labby coat in. It is really pretty and shiny, but I must admit, I love the soft puppy coat. Must schedule lots of cuddling before it is all covered over.

Hubby vacuumed out my puter yesterday and put in a new video card, so hopefully, it'll stay running for a bit now. Nothing makes me want to

Joe, you are a hoot. I hope you have a howling good time at work today.

Venus, may all your customers be happy and kind today.

Darlene, frolicking is just the thing to herald in the weekend.

Cailyn, hubby's new computer has Windows 7 and he is liking it too.

DocBoomBoom,crossed fingers and prayers for Mo. Is that mean horse gone yet?

Gerry, is there a new computer in your future?

Connie, we have more storms today. How bout ya'll?

Midgy, rain and more rain means stay home and play

Ana, are there smoke signals going up yet?

Gail, does a short walk mean that the knee rehab is going great?

Hello Joe, Venus, Darlene, Cailyn, Karen, Gerry, Connie, blsbet, Midge, Ana, Gail, L4L and all who come in later!

Hope you are all well! I'm starting to find myself again, thanks to my wonderful hubby and kids! It's been a trial!

I've been cleaning out the 'office' this morning, not the best of chores but at least you can see our desks now!

I've a clinic appointment shortly so will be making tracks soon. Take care boomers, see you soon!

Love you all!

Mary