Hello, Ma'am, excuse me but I saw your light on and, well, my kids need to go, I mean, can they use your bathroom? They went before we left the cave but our errands took longer than expected.....

Uh-oh, wait, please, stop screaming, ok, ok, I'm leaving. Sigh, I really hate it when others dirty the snow but I guess there's no choice. Go ahead kids, find a spot and be done with it so we can go home...