The cat landed on his feet and the dog ate the toast off the cat's back...

The cat is traumatized now and running berserk. Vet wonders what has upset her so badly. "Ummmmm, I don't know." Bought a calming collar for $25 but so far the cat is still acting psycho. I think this experiment has ended very badly so I must conclude from a scientific view that cats and buttered toast do not belong together. Maybe it was the gauze. I probably should have used superglue. Wonder if the dog is up for an experiment - in the name of scientific research, of course. Wait a minute, a PETA rep is knocking on my door.

Wait a minute, are you supposed to toast and butter the bread BEFORE you tape it to the cat?

uh oh ...