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Thanksgiving Limericks #769052
11/21/11 08:38 AM
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Let's make some Thanksgiving limericks. I'll start off with one then you can add your own.
If you need some help with the limerick style you can see the basic structure here.

Thanksgiving's a day for a feast
A day to carve the roast beast
Try some cranberry sauce
If you don't it's your loss
And some stuffing to say the least




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Re: Thanksgiving Limericks [Re: Cue] #769088
11/21/11 12:45 PM
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When Thanksgiving is misty and murky
And you're indoors all happy and perky
There'll be people to greet
Lots of goodies to eat
But just spare a thought for the turkey...


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Re: Thanksgiving Limericks [Re: Cue] #769096
11/21/11 01:28 PM
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Thanksgiving comes once a year
So we eat what is so dear
Then you notice your weight
Has gone up by eight
But don't worry you hear


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11/21/11 02:31 PM
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Those are great limericks! Love 'em. bravo


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Re: Thanksgiving Limericks [Re: Cue] #769325
11/22/11 11:42 AM
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We gathered for the feast
Its time for all to eat
Thanksgiving day is here
eat the turkey with no fear turkey
that s the day we all meet. woozy wave

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Re: Thanksgiving Limericks [Re: Cue] #769348
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Boomers are certainly creative! Nice one Haroula. smile wave


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Re: Thanksgiving Limericks [Re: Cue] #769363
11/22/11 01:36 PM
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The turkey's been dropped on the floor
The gravy refuses to pour
The taters are lumpy
And Grandpa is grumpy
But Thanksgiving's a day I adore



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Re: Thanksgiving Limericks [Re: Cue] #769370
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You must have been sneaking a peek at my house Pandora! lol Nice limerick!


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Re: Thanksgiving Limericks [Re: Cue] #769375
11/22/11 02:12 PM
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I have another one.

Oh why was I born a turkey
Today could be my last day
I'm still happy that people
Will come to the table
To empty every last tray


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11/22/11 02:45 PM
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On Thanksgiving please invite vegetarians
For this feast they will not be contrarians
On steamed broccoli they'll dine
A sprig of parsley is fine
And they won't hoard your drumsticks like barbarians

broccoli

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I once cooked for both of our clans,
While running around making plans.
Now as a treat
We go out to eat.
Goodbye dirty dishes and pans!
turkey


Carpe chocolate.
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11/23/11 06:03 AM
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lol I love these! Thanks for sharing. smile


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Re: Thanksgiving Limericks [Re: Cue] #769536
11/23/11 07:19 AM
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It's time for the cooks to all shine,
Everything's got to be fine.
I never get stressed,
As you might have guessed,
I start off my day with some wine.

thanksgiving

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lol The best way to start the day! Good one Joan.


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Re: Thanksgiving Limericks [Re: Cue] #769732
11/23/11 07:36 PM
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I looked out my window today
At a Thanksgiving turkey astray
He escaped from a pen
He has freedom again
And he's having a wonderful day.

turkey


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11/25/11 02:06 AM
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Thanksgiving dinner was not a bore,
With good food, family, friends galore.
Now the cooks need their rest,
They'll be put to the test
Next month when they do it all once more.

turkey


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11/28/11 01:43 PM
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Gail, I hope he gets by Christmas too! lol
Nicely said, Jema. smile

Thanks to everyone for the wonderful limericks. You guys are so creative!


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