As ever, Mrs Lex gets the cigar!

Just for completeness, number 4 was "Poison" by Alice Cooper
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Mrs Worrier, looking in the mirror: "I'm getting old. My hips are big, I have bags under my eyes, I have wrinkles, and grey hairs. Please complement me on something."
Mr Worrier (a brave man): "Your eyesight is still good."