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8.There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
Albert Schweitzer

10. Fans think they want to see more than the ten to twenty seconds of itchy and scratchy that we put on the show, but my feeling is less is more. Once you've skinned and flayed a cat, ripped his head off, made him drink acid and tied his tongue to the moon, there really isn't that much to say. ~ Matt Groening

Great start, the pair of you!

1. When my cats aren't happy, I'm not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they're just sitting there thinking up ways to get even. ~Percy Bysshe Shelley

7. Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half–closed eyes. Can they be thinking, "I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?" ~ Bette Midler

Both good!

2. The sun rose slowly, like a fiery furball coughed up uneasily onto a sky-blue carpet by a giant unseen cat. ~Michael McGarel

Yes, Jill!

3. No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch. ~Leo Dworken

5. After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. and has filed it for reference. ~ Charlotte Gray

How true - both of them!

9.Prowling his own quiet backyard or asleep by the fire, he is still only a whisker away from the wilds.
Jean Burden

6. Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. Missy Dizick

4. Your cat will never threaten your popularity by barking at three in the morning. He won't attack the mailman or eat the drapes, although he may climb the drapes to see how the room looks from the ceiling. ~ Helen Powers