-1.What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? p-------s
-2.How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?
Both look out their w-----s and see r-----
-3.Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his c-----
-4.Why was the computer tired when he got home?
Because he had a h--- d----.
-5.Why did the tomato turn red?
Because he saw the s---- d-------.
-6.Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?
He was charged with b------.
-7.Where does the one legged waitress work?
The ----
-8.A mushroom walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hay , could I get a beer please"
The barthened looks at him shacking his head and say "No, we don't serve food here"
The mushroom says "Why not I'm a -----!"
9.What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A ---
-10.What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A c----