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#781986 - 01/20/12 04:37 AM Jokes.
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-1.What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? p-------s

-2.How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?
Both look out their w-----s and see r-----

-3.Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his c-----

-4.Why was the computer tired when he got home?
Because he had a h--- d----.

-5.Why did the tomato turn red?
Because he saw the s---- d-------.

-6.Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?
He was charged with b------.

-7.Where does the one legged waitress work?
The ----

-8.A mushroom walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hay , could I get a beer please"
The barthened looks at him shacking his head and say "No, we don't serve food here"
The mushroom says "Why not I'm a -----!"

9.What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A ---

-10.What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A c----

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Edited by curly (01/20/12 11:56 AM)
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#781990 - 01/20/12 05:56 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Morning curly!
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#781992 - 01/20/12 06:15 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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10.A Cloud lol wave
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#781995 - 01/20/12 06:25 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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5. salad dressing.

Morning curly, lol
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#781996 - 01/20/12 06:32 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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7. IHOP grin

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#781997 - 01/20/12 06:43 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Morning all. Good answers.
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#781998 - 01/20/12 06:54 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Good Morning, Curly wave

6. battery
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#781999 - 01/20/12 07:24 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Hi Jema, good one. wink
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#782000 - 01/20/12 07:33 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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#782001 - 01/20/12 08:10 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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1. polaroids lol Morning Curly wave
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#782004 - 01/20/12 08:32 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: Cue]
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#782008 - 01/20/12 08:48 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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8. fungi smile
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#782021 - 01/20/12 09:58 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Thanks all.

I thought no.9 was the easiest one!
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#782041 - 01/20/12 11:48 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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9. a fsh? grin

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#782042 - 01/20/12 11:56 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Good one Sondi.
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