#782385 - 01/22/12 11:34 AM
The Good, the Bad, and Mr Swifty
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More Tom Swifties. (For example "I'll have a martini," said Tom, drily.) As ever, grovelling apologies for any re-runs. Some of these are very clever and quite tough, so being all heart, I've given you first letter and length as a starter  · -1. "The electric company has cut off my supply," Tom said d______ (11) -2. "I've gone back to my wife," was Tom's r_______ (9) -3. "Take the prisoner downstairs," the judge said to Tom c_______ (15) -4. "2 bdrm furn w c/h," said Tom a_______ (5) -5. "Do salmon wear sweaters?" asked Tom w______ (9) -6. "This tuna is excellent," said Tom s_______ (13) -7. "I'm losing my hair," Tom b_______ (6) -8. "How do you get this horse to stop?," asked Tom w_______ (8) -9. "I want a motorized bicycle," Tom m_______ (5) -10. "I'll have to sand it down," said Tom s_______ (8)
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Mrs Worrier, looking in the mirror: "I'm getting old. My hips are big, I have bags under my eyes, I have wrinkles, and grey hairs. Please complement me on something." Mr Worrier (a brave man): "Your eyesight is still good."
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#782391 - 01/22/12 12:03 PM
Re: The Good, the Bad, and Mr Swifty
[Re: Urban Worrier]
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10. smoothly
Hi Rog.
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I always hold hands with my wife. If I let go, she shops.
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#782402 - 01/22/12 12:22 PM
Re: The Good, the Bad, and Mr Swifty
[Re: Urban Worrier]
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9 - moped
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#782406 - 01/22/12 12:35 PM
Re: The Good, the Bad, and Mr Swifty
[Re: Urban Worrier]
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Rog, you marked no.6 as done instead of no.7.
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#782549 - 01/23/12 12:24 AM
Re: The Good, the Bad, and Mr Swifty
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#782589 - 01/23/12 08:12 AM
Re: The Good, the Bad, and Mr Swifty
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2. rejoinder  Hi Rog I love #3 too! 
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#782692 - 01/23/12 02:37 PM
Re: The Good, the Bad, and Mr Swifty
[Re: Urban Worrier]
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Three excellent ones, folks!  I thought these were quite tough... Go for it then, Cue - 24 hrs are up.  Hints for those remaining before I go 
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Mrs Worrier, looking in the mirror: "I'm getting old. My hips are big, I have bags under my eyes, I have wrinkles, and grey hairs. Please complement me on something." Mr Worrier (a brave man): "Your eyesight is still good."
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