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6.I'm going to be around until the Atomic Energy Commission finds a safe place to bury my liver. Phil Harris

Good one, Haroula!

3. I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it. ~Raymond Chandler

7. Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth. ~George Burns

1 Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. ~Ernest Hemingway

8. The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house. ~ Jeff Foxworthy

All perfect, messieurs et mesdames!

10. You can't have a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. ~Frank Zappa

9. Coach: "Can I draw you a beer, Norm?"
Norm: "No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one." ~"Cheers"

4. Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. ~ Dave Barry

All good!

5.We borrowed golf from Scotland as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good. ( Horace Hutchinson).

2. I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it. ~Raymond Chandler

Good one, manxman!

Just noticed I crossed number 3 off by mistake - that one is still live

Well, let's kill it then, Rog.

3. I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. ~ Frank Sinatra

I think I'll toss back a few tonight...

Good one, Cue!