If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
- Dan Quayle
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The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, "Have you been fooling around with the waitress?!"

"Oh no, sir, I sure haven't," replied the bartender.

The boss replied, "Good, in that case then, YOU fire her!"
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A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch. The bartender, a little worried, asks him if he's okay. "No, I'm not," the guy replies.

"I just caught my wife in bed with my best friend."

"Well," asks the bartender, "what did you say to your wife?"

"Nothing. I'm not speaking to that witch anymore."

"Well, what did you say to your best friend?"

"BAD DOG! BAD DOG!"
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A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent."

"One penny?!" exclaimed the guy.

The barman replied, "Yes."

So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?"

"Certainly sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money."

"How much money?" inquires the guy.

"Four cents," he replies.

"Four cents?!" exclaims the guy.

"Where's the guy who owns this place?"

The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife."

The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?"

The bartender replies, "The same thing I'm doing to his business."
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A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.

Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible.

What's the problem?"

"My mother died in June," he said, "and left me $10,000."

"Gee, that's tough," he replied.

"Then in July," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $50,000."

"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed."

"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."

"Three close family members lost in three months?

How sad."

"Then this month," continued, the friend, "nothing!"
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Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini.
The bartender asks, “Olive or twist?”
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Good morning everyboomie.

IT'S FRIDAYYYYY!

It is for me at least.

I really wish I was off today though.

Tomorrow is supposed to rain big time, so I won't be able to go down and hunt Easter eggs, I mean arrowheads.

Anybody want to go to work for me today? It's payday.

No?

PLEASE!!! They work me so hard in that place that you'll probably save my life by working for me.

Anybody???

Well, I guess this is farewell then.

It's been so nice knowing you all.

I pray I'll see you all in the after life.

Think of me in your prayers, and have a happy everyone.

joe

Hey ya Boom Boom Buddis


Hi Joe Great openers~
have a nice day ~


Their was a brand new baby horse born yesterday at
5pm at Mojo's barn! a little Filly she's soooo cute
their's 4 more mares due to have their Foals in Feb
but one is due any day, she might even have it tonight!
the horses are already starting to shead there winter
coats and thats a sure sign of a early Spring!


Have a good day everyone~Karen

Good morning Joe,Karen,and all who come in later Oh a baby horse Karen that's so cutean early spring How is Mojo doing?Coffee,and danish in the corner,enjoy the day all

Good morning Joe,thanks for the jokes.
Karen gongrants for the new baby horse
To the rest of the boomies,have a nice day

Good Morning Joe, Karen, Cailyn and Haroula. Joe you are going to be a happy camper when you retire! Karen I'll bet that little filly is sooo cute! Cailyn love your horse and rider icon. It reminds me of my many years riding my horses Creamsicle and Shooky! Harouls any more after shocks from the quake? Hope everyone enjoys the day!

Good morning and have a great day Joe, Karen, Cailyn, Haroula, Gerry and all who come in after me.

Just have time for a quick hello and goodbye, as I'm off to work once more. Hoping helpful manager will be there again, so I can see about getting more than one day next week.

Okay, have to run. Have a terrific day, everyone.

Have a great day venus!

Good Morning Boomers

Joe, you're too funny.

Karen, yay on the new filly! enjoy the day!

Cailyn, coffee and Danish please?

Haroula, have a nice day!

Gerry, have a great day too.

Venus, hope you get more hours at work.

Ana, enjoy whatever plans you have for the day.

Midgie, wishing you an easy workday today.

Hairday today. Got a perm scheduled for later on this morning. Happy day to all!

Good morning everyone. Hubby is doing good, except for getting tired very easy the first week after chemo. It does get somewhat better by the next week. He says Hi to everyone and thanks for your prayers. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Thursday. Danish, Fruit cups, and Bacon sandwiches in the NC.

Connie, continued prayers out to you and hubby.

Good morning. I can't believe I slept until 7:45 this morning. Actually I woke up at 4:45, then went back to sleep until 8:45. Wow! I haven't done that in years. Good thing I don't have to work until 5:00 later today. How is everyone this morning? Karen that's such good news about the new filly. Maybe a pic later? Thanks Joe for your openers. You had me laughing out loud again. Morning Sue, Haroula, Gerry, Venus, Gail, Connie, and all who follow me in today. Connie I'm sending prayers and healing thoughts for your hubby. My BIL is still going through Chemo and is feeling lousy. I know what your hubby is feeling. Hugs and more hugs my dear.

Time to start my day. Have a good one everyone. Happy everything.

Midgie

Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Hope your Friday goes fantastically!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!

Good morning good friends.

Can't stay long as I need to get to the podiatrist by 9:30.

Later.

Bets

Good morning diners! I see Phil predicted 6 more weeks of winter, but if this is winter we really can't complain.

It's a very foggy day out but still pleasant. I will run the dogs when it goes up a few more degrees and then do a quick store run and the rest of day is in the corner again.

I hope you all have a fantastic day!

Nan, I hope you are feeling better.

Ana

I am alive....I think. At least I have been able to make it to my computer after spending the last 4-5 days bonding with my pillow.

Hope that all has been well with everybody. You have all been on my mind and in my prayers.

Joe I would work for ya but just not today. I'm lucky I am sitting up. May the time fly and all o well so you can get started on you day off.

Haroula hope the ground has stopped shaking over there now. Have a lovely day!

Karen how awsome!!! Sounds like therer will be a few little ones to visit soon. Hope that all is well there. HUGS!

Cailyn and Gerry have a lovely day!

venus I see you have made it back while I have been one. May work fly and go well. Hope ya pick up more hours.

Gail sounds like you will have a "good hair day" Have fun!

Connie hope that hubbys second treatment went well. You both have been on my mind and in my prayers. HUGS! Thanks for the danish.....i think I could eat one today.

Midge have a lovely day!!

Darlene may work fly and everything go smoothly! Have a lovely day!

Bets I hope the feet smile pretty. Have a lovely day!

Ana hope the wheels are working well and that you and the dos are able to make a park run. We have been in the upper 30's and lower 40's and I been missing it. But maybe today!!! No sunshine out there but feels nice. Have a lovely day!

Off to read all that I missed. Ya know.......last night was the first time that the taxi didn't run since I started doing the taxi thing.


Nan