Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner
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During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"

When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
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An engineer (ex-NASA project director) has what I think is
the near perfect solution for airport security!

*Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body
scanners at the airports. Have a booth that you can step into
that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device
you may have on you.*

*It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this
c rap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long
and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift..*

*Case Closed!*
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UNIVERSAL LAWS

1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3. Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

5. Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

6. Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

7. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

9. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

10. Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

11. Law of the Theater - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

12. The Starbucks Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

13. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

14. Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

15. Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

16. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.

17. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking - A closed mouth gathers no feet.

18. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

19.. Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
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Good morning everyboomie.

Got your tax return filed?

Well you'd better..................do it by tomorrow night at midnight.......I think.

I know we have at least 1 extra day.

I wish I had one extra day of vacation.

Fortunately I filed my returns 4 days ago.

Unfortunately I'm not getting a fortune back, but I am getting about what I expected to get back, which I ain't complaining about.

Unfortunately it's all going to pay debt.

I'm hoping by next tax time I'll be working for myself again.

Have a happy new year everybody......Oops too late for that.

Have a happy day everyone.

joe

Loved the laws Joe, very true! I'm all for blowing up the explosives too.

Have a happy day!

Ana

Good morning boomers,
Have a nice day

Good morning Joe,Ana,Haroula,and all who arrive later Coffee,danish in the corner have a greay day everyone

Good Morning Joe, Ana, Haroula and Cailyn. I'm ready for more coffee Cailyn. Have a great day Boomers!

Hello and goodbye.

Good morning Joe, Ana, Sue, Gerry, Venus, and Haroula.

Good morning, morning crew. I don't have to be at work until 9 this morning so I got to sleep a little later. It felt good. Thanks Joe for opening even though you're still on vacation.

Morning Ana, Haroula, Sue, Gerry, Venus, and all of you later comers. Have a great day.

Midgie

Good morning everyone. Soot, I loved the pic of daughter and her new puppy. Now I want one. I'm taking hubby out for breakfast this morning. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Sunday. Danish and Blueberry pancakes in the NC.

Good Morning Boomers

Wooshing out....Running late.

Church this morning then hopefully a quiet day.

See everyone later today!

Good morning Joe Ana Haroula Gerry Cailyn Venus SpaceQF Midge Connie Gail and the rest of the gang when you're up and at em today

Grin...Ana was correct Joe, I was so tired last night I wasn't sure I could finish the post. Some days just drain you

We have a play today so that will be totally cool and I expect we'll do some more window shopping for little PC desks as I think L4L's new PC is just around the corner

It's a good thing we aren't getting Vader else I suspect you probably wouldn't see L4L for a number of months

Have a blessed Sunday everyone!

L4L

YAAAA! I made it.

We had a big storm come through as I was eating my breakfast.

I wouldn't have mattered anyway. I could not connect with Gameboomers until now.

It didn't rain at all over night. Not sure how much we'll get today, but I know I won't be going to the creek on my last day off.

Soot no worries. I've been there a time or two myself.

It was a great picture BTW.

I hope everybody has a great day.

I hear more rumbling outside.

joe

good morning everyone. wow kansas really had some storms last night. we watched the weather on one of our local channels all evening. we were lucky here where i live , all we got was some heavy rain for a while but around us there was tornados. my main concern last night if one hit here was to get granddaughter and my dogs into our little basement.

Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Hope your Sip & Surf Sunday is stupendous!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Up early, volunteering at the church this morning. Then I think it's dinner here with son, DIL, and grandbabies!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!

Super Sunday Ya'll

Well, I'm telling ya....I was up and down all night. When hubby shook me to tell me it was 8:30, I mumbled something unintelligible and stuck my head back under a pillow.

I'm watching an author talk about Kurt Vonnegaut. I've never read anything by him, I don't think. I may have to find the biography.

Soot and I will be seeing The Merry Wives of Windsor this afternoon. I don't think we've ever seen this one, so I need to look it up before we go. Other than that I expect we will be laying low. Soot is in the middle of a "game" at work which means he is busy busy busy and working long hours.

Daughter sent a video of Vader and Chief this morning. I am so jealous. They are totally adorable. But as hubby keeps saying, The ark is full. <sigh>

Ana, thanks for moving us all last night...too funny. It was a test...yep...that's it...at test to see if all that work in the corner had sapped your attention to detail.

Joe, are you thinking about a starting a new business? What kind? Stay dry.

Haroula, how are you this fine day?

Cailyn, are working hard today, or hardly working?

Gerry, I'm with you. I'll share a cup in the corner.


Venus, you must be running late. Hope it's a great day!

Quest, how is life in merry Ohio?

Midgy, so glad you got to sleep in.

Connie, enjoy your breakfast. I love steak, eggs, and hashbrown but I haven't had it in years.

Gail, happy whooshing.

Soot

My10, stay safe. I heard those storms were nasty.

Darlene, happy skooshing!

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