Help me finish these jokes please. Play on words in some cases.

-1.Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the referee calling f----

-2.What's a cow's favorite moosical note?

B--- f---

-3.What do cats like to eat for breakfast?

M--- K-------

-4.What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone?

A G----- R-------!

-5.Why was the computer so tired when it got home?

Because it had a h--- d----!

6.Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in S----

-7.What's the difference between a man and a savings bond?

One of them eventually m------ and earns m----.

-8.Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the r-------- was brilliant.

-9.I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a k---.

10.A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins, What a t----- disaster.

3. Mice Krispies (good ones Curly - so you get these in Canada like we do?)

Bernie

Of course, you can hear the mice crackle!(lol)

2. beef flat

Good one Gerry.

5. hard drive

7. matures and earns money

9. kite

Thanks Ladies.

8. reception

6. in Seine

Morning curly,

1. foul/fowl

oops not enough letters

4. Golden receiver

Good ones. It's plural Flo.

10. Turtle