Help me finish these jokes please. Play on words in some cases.
-1.Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling f----
-2.What's a cow's favorite moosical note?
-3.What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
-4.What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone?
A G----- R-------!
-5.Why was the computer so tired when it got home?
Because it had a h--- d----!
6.Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in S----
-7.What's the difference between a man and a savings bond?
One of them eventually m------ and earns m----.
-8.Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the r-------- was brilliant.
-9.I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a k---.
10.A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins, What a t----- disaster.