Name the movie these quotes originated from. These will be anywhere from the 1930s to the present.
-1. "What kind of host invites you to his house and dies on you?"
-2. "I haven't seen my analyst in 200 years. He was a strict Freudian. If I'd been going all this time, I'd probably almost be cured by now."
-3. "Look how she moves... It's like Jello on springs... Must have some sort of built-in motor."
-4. "And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy holy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' "
-5. "I'll give you seven years in Leavenworth, or eleven years in Sevenworth.--I'll take 5 & 10 at Woolworth's."
-6. "Over? It's not over! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?---Germans?-- Shh, he's rolling."
-7. "I never did like the idea of sitting on newspapers. I did it once, and all the headlines came off on my white pants. On the level - it actually happened! Nobody bought a paper that day. They just followed me all over town and read the news off the seat of my pants."
-8. "What kind of plane is it?--- Oh it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the window and wheels. It looks like a big Tylenol."
-9. "Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now!"
-10. "I am a chain belt in King Fu. Bruce Lee was my teacher. Watch this (karate sequence). That's called the quart of blood technique. You do that, a quart of blood will drop out of a person's body."
-11. "Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb."
-12. "The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity I need! My name in print! That really makes me somebody! Things are going to start happening now."
-13. "....and if your love is truly giving , it will come back 10-fold .--- That's really insightful --- I know , it was Jerry Springer's final thought on Friday's show."
-14. "Whoa, this is the ugliest hat I've ever seen! Do you get a free bowl of soup with that hat? Oh, it looks good on you though. Whew!"
-15. "To quote the late, great Colonel Sanders... 'I'm too drunk to taste this chicken'."
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