Help me finish these jokes please.
-1.George Washington said "We will have a black president when pigs fly!"... well, s---- f--.
2.Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the r---- and to the l---.
-3.I don't understand people who say life is a -------, because what is it they want to know?
-4.People who complain about the way the ball bounces usually d--p--d it.
-5.If anything is used to its full potential, it will b----.
-6.A c-------e is twelve men or women doing the work of one.
-7.The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his m---- shut and his
-8.Don't make your doctor your h---.
-9.If you are asked to join a parade, don't march behind the e-------s.
-10.Remember the tea kettle, though up to its neck in hot water, it continues to ----.