If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
- Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)
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Don't use a big word where a diminutive word will suffice.

One of the check-out counters had a sign that said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les.

Two thirds of Americans can't do fractions. The other half, just don't care.

A youth becomes a man when the marks he wants to leave on the world have nothing to do with tires.

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. So lets all get wasted and have the time of our lives!

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

Calm down. It's only ones and zeros.

Always proof-read carefully to see if you any words out.

Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?

Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.

H lp! S m b d st l ll th v w ls fr m m k yb rd!

I don't care who you are, Fatso. Get the reindeer off my roof!

I tried switching to gum but I couldn't keep it lit.

Im not as think as you drunk i am.

Statistics show every two minutes another statistic is created."

When you're run down the best thing to take is the license number.

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for 75 cents

I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. Now, the guy who invented the other three... he was the genius.

I'm normal. It's everyone else that's weird.
Evening news: Where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

To make things simple...let's automatically assume that everything I say is right.

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

The worst thing about censorship is [deleted by censorship bureau].

Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

A guy walked into a bar. He was treated for minor injuries.

The light at the end of a tunnel may be an oncoming train.

"I've been seeing spots in front of my eyes."
"Have you seen a doctor?"
"No, just spots."

I must be wishing on someone else's star because it seems someone else is always getting what I wished for.

A wise man washes his hands after he pees. A wiser man doesn't pee on his hands.

Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.

I date this girl for two years-and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name..."

Remember: 'i' before 'e', except in Budweiser.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway

I only know how to do things 3 ways: the WRONG way. the RIGHT way. and MY way. Which is really the WRONG way, only faster!

Don't judge a book by its movie.

The Next Time You Think You're Perfect, Try Walking On Water

I don't know who the authors of those are, but I am the postor.
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Good morning everyboomie.

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Have a happy day everyone.

joe

You are such a card Joe.
I hope you have good luck head hunting today.

I found a off leash dog park in another county that is on the river where I bike and it's free to use so I am going to take the dogs there today or tomorrow to swim. They miss it.
Other than that, I have no plans today.

I hope you all have a great day!

Ana

Good morning Joe,Ana and and all
who come after me
Very hot today 35C.
Time for the beach,see you

Good morning Joe,Ana,Haroula,and all boomers Haroula enjoy your day at the beach!Ana we have a new dog park here at the campground,my dogs love it they have now been swimming everyday Joe happy hunting!Coffee is on with cr.donut holes,pancakes,muffins.Have a great day all

Good morning and have a great day Joe, Ana, Haroula, Cailyn and all who come in after me.

Well, I had a great lesson yesterday, but it wore me out for work today. And it's going to be a long day. Oh, well, hopefully I'll "warm up" as the day goes on.

As for now, I have to run. Have a terrific day, everyone.

Good Morning Joe, Ana, Haroula, Cailyn, venus and all who get to the Diner later. Joe happy hunting! Ana sounds like a fun with the dogs. Haroula enjoy your day at the beach. Cailyn sounds like the camp grounds are keeping you busy! Venus glad to hear your voice lesson went well yesterday. A wonderful Sunday wished for all!

Good morning. I have an early shift today. Then later on I have the other shift, for the dinner party. It'll be a great day today. I hope you all have a wonderful Sunday.

Midgie

Good Morning Boomers

Joe, funny

Ana, your dogs are going to love the off leash park.

Haroula, enjoy the beach.

Cailyn, thanks for the coffee.

Venus, hope your day doesn't feel as long.

Gerry, have a nice day.

Midge, hope the dinner party goes well.

Church this morning then Grad Party for daughter. Wishing everyone a wonderful day!

Good morning everyone. Congrats Ana and Peter. No special plans for the day yet. At least it's not supposed to rain today. We needed it, but a full week was a bit much. Hot and humid with lots of mosquitoes. To all here and all who follow, enjoy a Wonderful Sunday. Danish and Bacon Sandwiches in the NC.

Good morning Joe, Ana, Haroula,Gail, Gerry, Sue, Midgie, Venus, and Connie.

Have a great Sunday.

Super Sunday ya'll

I'm sipping and surfing and listening to CBS Sunday Morning from the bedroom. The boys were watching for me to get up. The came on down the stairs with me and when they decided to wake up dad, I let them and then came back upstairs to enjoy the quiet.

Ana, you are so good at finding those off leash parks. I never succeed if ferreting them out. Have fun.

Haroula, enjoy the beach but don't get burned.

Caillyn, how fun for them. Thanks for the crunchy donut holes.

Venus, I hope the day goes by quickly for you and you get everything done.

Gerry

Midgy, hope the day is fun with some rest time in there for you.

Gail, congrats to daughter and mom!

Connie, we have more rain today. Shall I send you some? How is everyone feeling?

Quest, will you get to the park today?

Back later

Good morning guys.

It's a very sunny day here and the temperature is already headed up to hot.

I have no plans to go head hunting today. I almost roasted yesterday. When I got back to the house I was soaked.

Besides I doubt I would finf anuthing.....???

That's what happens when I try to type with both hands.

I hope everyone enjoys my last day of freedom.

joe

Well, it's later and I'm back. Son fell asleep on the couch and Cully decided to color everything in the den blue using a marker he got from I know not where. The first I knew of it was when son escorted Cully to his room with instructions to stay there. I came down, and oh my...my brown couch is now blue

Now practicing deep breathing and surfing.

Ooops Daughter calling

Joe may you have a wonderfully relaxin last day of vacation!!

Ana have fun at the new park and hope it is as nice as the other one!

Haroula my you have a lovely day at the beach!!

Cailyn that was nice that there is a place for the doggies to go at the campgrounds. The campgrounds around here have an area for people to take their dogs to interact and potty but not an actual dog park.

Gerry have a lovely day!

venus glad the lesson went well and hope that work flies for you today and all goes well.

Gail congrats to daughter and have fun at the party! My youngest granddaughter should be graduating but sadly not cause having fun is more important then being a mom and finishing a paper she has to do so she can graduate.

Midge may work fly and be fun.

Connie glad no rain today!! Enjoy what ever it is that you decide to do! Thanks for the danish and hope hubby is doing well.

Oh L4l have sad. Kids do the darnest things sometimes. Hope you can clean most of it up. HUGS!!

No plans here......yet!!


Nan

L4L, there is no deep breathing that would help me in your situation. I can see why you hide in your room.

Sue, that was great you opened up an area for the dogs.

I slept in way late but I got to bed at 3 so I am still lacking in a full nights sleep. I am finally caught up and ready to head out to the new park. I hope it works out and the dogs can swim there.

Be back later!