#824790 - 07/23/12 06:42 PM
Squiggle
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Tell us what you see! You may create a caption or a short story. Keep the entries G-rated, please. The best, most creative answer wins a beautiful, shiny trophy. You may submit as many entries as you like. This round's judge is our last winner, zookeeper! Squiggle
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#824792 - 07/23/12 06:49 PM
Re: Squiggle
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Hey you! Move it! You're blocking traffic.
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#824799 - 07/23/12 07:31 PM
Re: Squiggle
[Re: Bohiker]
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Help Wanted: Underwater traffic counter! Are you good with numbers? Can you count to 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 without blinking? Then this job's for you! Benefits include beautiful underwater scenery. Claustrophobic applicants need not apply. 
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#824810 - 07/23/12 08:42 PM
Re: Squiggle
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Jacques Cousteau on break !
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#824834 - 07/24/12 01:34 AM
Re: Squiggle
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Warning! Warning! This is Fin Leader to Section B: Giant flounder dead ahead. Repeat. Giant flounder dead ahead. Climb, you Sardines, climb!
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#824844 - 07/24/12 04:52 AM
Re: Squiggle
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When inteviewed, the diver was quoted as saying "It was a shoal new experience for me"
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#824867 - 07/24/12 08:04 AM
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The new people-friendly mob now equips victims with breathing apparatus instead of cement on their feet.
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#824907 - 07/24/12 12:00 PM
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I'm reading these and cracking up! This is going to be a toughie! But keep them coming. I'm up for the challenge!
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#824912 - 07/24/12 12:15 PM
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One Little, Two Little, Three Little Fishes
(to the tune of One Little, Two Little, Three Little Indians)
One little, two little, three little fishes
Four little, five little, six little fishes
Seven little, eight little, nine little fishes
Ten little fishes in the pond.
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#824914 - 07/24/12 12:17 PM
Re: Squiggle
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"Got any Jacks?"
"Nah, go fish!"
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#824988 - 07/24/12 10:35 PM
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You are...
a stranger.
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#825003 - 07/25/12 02:44 AM
Re: Squiggle
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Momma: What did you do in school today, dear little fish of mine?
Sunny: Well, we scaled a sea mount, Momma, just for the halibut, and then we listened to some sole music. Mrs. Grayling carped at us, but she was just feeling crabby because Principal Marlin can't carry a tuna in a bucket but insists on leading the coral group. Oh, and Anemone tried to sponge some lunch off me again, but I gave her my best fishy stare, and she clammed right up. Anyway, can I go out to play with Goldie now?
Momma: Yes, you may as long as you don't go splashing around with those roughys again, and you get your tail home in time for dinner. We're having diatom soup and kelp salad, your favorites.
Sunny: Okay, Momma. See you in a whale!
Momma: Be good, gill boy!
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#825034 - 07/25/12 09:21 AM
Re: Squiggle
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I always get tanked up on a Saturday
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#825035 - 07/25/12 09:29 AM
Re: Squiggle
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my name is Andy Chips
but you can call me And
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#825068 - 07/25/12 12:05 PM
Re: Squiggle
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Did he understand "think tank" properly?
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