Help me finish these jokes please.
-1.We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the p-----.
-2.Politicians and d-----s have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
-3.A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a ---- station.
-4.If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one -----s it?
-5. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a l------e on the same night.
-6.How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a
-7.Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency, notify:” I put
"D-----", what's my mother going to do?
8.When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses -----.
-9.Hallmark Card: “I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost like you’re s---- here.”
-10.Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will ----- them?